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Maverick | Bitch Ricky Marten-Taylor ([personal profile] deuteranope) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-11-24 08:14 pm

un: weaseling (limited access)

To: < epicyon >, < g.akechi >, < greendolphin >,
< i.rivera >, < jojo2 >, < ollin >, < princely >,
< tealeaf22 >, < wellcooked >, < xspire >


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ATTENTION MOTHERS AND FUCKERS
congrats if you're fucking seeing this because it means that you are on an exclusive list of individuals I went out of my fucking way to invite to fake thanksgiving. this is an event hosted at the inn of atropos, otherwise known as mama's kickass inn, and usually it's just open to guests actually fucking paying for rooms there but we're changing shit up this year. lucky you! you've been deemed worthy by the most desirable of opinions (mine) to attend on november 28 dinner's at 6pm which is late yeah but worth the wait and we got some night based guests where this is basically a super early breakfast so quit your bitching

Q: What is "fake" Thanksgiving?
a: we don't do that shit over here but mama is super into it and american so shut the fuck up, it's a thing and has been for years
forget actual thanksgiving bullshit we all about the delicious food mama makes and appreciating peeps or whatever
we all need a fucking break this month okay

Q: Where's the Inn of Atropos at?
a: [insert address here]

Q: Free food?
a: free fucking food bitch

Q: Free drinks?
a: I was sorta including that in with the food but yeah jeez whatever

Q: Why are you so fucking handsome?
a: scholars have been scratching their heads over this for years and while they can't find an answer it's still widely accepted as truth
aw shucks, scholars

Q: Should I bring anything?
a: nah man we good

Q: Do I get a +1?
a: do I look like a fucking bouncer I don't give a shit just keep it reasonable

Q: I'm confused about why I'm on this list.
a: that ain't a fucking question

Q: Okay, well why --
a: because shut the fuck up you just are dumbass, take the fucking win

Q: You already told me about this.
a: again, not a fucking question but for the sake of time: I know, but I'm telling other people now too and shut up this is easier for me to keep track of

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

oh also rsvp or not I don't fucking care
depends how HELPFUL you wanna be
strings_theory: (ida11)

UN: GreenDolphin

[personal profile] strings_theory 2019-11-25 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
You already know I'll fuckin' be there will bells on, bitch. Also bringing the bat with me whether he wants to go or not. (Pretty sure he'll want to.)
foolishjustice: (Shall I explain?)

[personal profile] foolishjustice 2019-11-25 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said before, I'll be looking forward to it.

I'm still just barely better than shit at cooking, but if you're looking for people to make themselves helpful, I wouldn't mind working on setting the table or lending a hand with dishes.
strings_theory: (ida7)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2019-11-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
He's coming either damn way, he might have forgotten that I can easily throw him in a damn purse or Tupperware container.
foolishjustice: (May I help you?)

[personal profile] foolishjustice 2019-11-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
If you're sure.
I'm kind of excited, I've never eaten turkey before.
(I figured. Marksmanship seems a bit out of theme.)
strings_theory: (ida26)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2019-11-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're assuming I have a whole lot of shit in any bag of mine.
standless: (muffled `ohno`)

UN: JOJO2

[personal profile] standless 2019-11-25 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Falseness aside, just what is 'Thanksgiving'?

I feel like I may have heard of it in passing, but not in any detail. (It does sound like it will be a wonderful event already however, so I am happy to attend!)
strings_theory: (ida8)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2019-11-25 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't fucking have void purses, dumb-ass!
foolishjustice: (Aww...)

[personal profile] foolishjustice 2019-11-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
They're really expensive in Japan, and deli sandwiches haven't been high on my list of things to try for lunch.
Our traditional Christmas dinner is fucking fried chicken because of how hard it is to get turkey there.
(Cowboys and Indians doesn't seem like a very festive theme, anyway.)
strings_theory: (ida49)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2019-11-25 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I feel I should ask how and why, but I also feel I don't want to know the details.
foolishjustice: (People are exhausting.)

[personal profile] foolishjustice 2019-11-25 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, but you can do that any time.
I'd like a little personal fucking effort in my holiday dinner.
(Okay, maybe it depends on who's getting scalped...)
strings_theory: (ida20)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2019-11-25 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
God help us all.
foolishjustice: (This looks bad.)

[personal profile] foolishjustice 2019-11-25 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I can't argue with that. It's why I go along with fast food holidays, what with the aforementioned cooking like shit.
(I'm just saying, I can think of some people whose scalping would be cause for celebration.]
foolishjustice: (Give me a moment to think...)

[personal profile] foolishjustice 2019-11-25 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I can at least manage something edible these days.
Besides, we have the school cooks here.
(Fair enough. It'd be nice to be able to put that shit completely out of mind for a while.)

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