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irisnetwork2019-11-24 08:14 pm
deuteranope) wrote in irisnetwork2019-11-24 08:14 pm
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un: weaseling (limited access)
To: < epicyon >, < g.akechi >, < greendolphin >,
< i.rivera >, < jojo2 >, < ollin >, < princely >,
< tealeaf22 >, < wellcooked >, < xspire >
[List is more for OOC purposes. ICly, the other usernames are unavailable to the recipients and this should be treated as private, individual messages rather than a group conversation.]
ATTENTION MOTHERS AND FUCKERS
congrats if you're fucking seeing this because it means that you are on an exclusive list of individuals I went out of my fucking way to invite to fake thanksgiving. this is an event hosted at the inn of atropos, otherwise known as mama's kickass inn, and usually it's just open to guests actually fucking paying for rooms there but we're changing shit up this year. lucky you! you've been deemed worthy by the most desirable of opinions (mine) to attend on november 28 dinner's at 6pm which is late yeah but worth the wait and we got some night based guests where this is basically a super early breakfast so quit your bitching
Q: What is "fake" Thanksgiving?
a: we don't do that shit over here but mama is super into it and american so shut the fuck up, it's a thing and has been for years
forget actual thanksgiving bullshit we all about the delicious food mama makes and appreciating peeps or whatever
we all need a fucking break this month okay
Q: Where's the Inn of Atropos at?
a: [insert address here]
Q: Free food?
a: free fucking food bitch
Q: Free drinks?
a: I was sorta including that in with the food but yeah jeez whatever
Q: Why are you so fucking handsome?
a: scholars have been scratching their heads over this for years and while they can't find an answer it's still widely accepted as truth
aw shucks, scholars
Q: Should I bring anything?
a: nah man we good
Q: Do I get a +1?
a: do I look like a fucking bouncer I don't give a shit just keep it reasonable
Q: I'm confused about why I'm on this list.
a: that ain't a fucking question
Q: Okay, well why --
a: because shut the fuck up you just are dumbass, take the fucking win
Q: You already told me about this.
a: again, not a fucking question but for the sake of time: I know, but I'm telling other people now too and shut up this is easier for me to keep track of
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
oh also rsvp or not I don't fucking care
depends how HELPFUL you wanna be
< i.rivera >, < jojo2 >, < ollin >, < princely >,
< tealeaf22 >, < wellcooked >, < xspire >
[List is more for OOC purposes. ICly, the other usernames are unavailable to the recipients and this should be treated as private, individual messages rather than a group conversation.]
ATTENTION MOTHERS AND FUCKERS
congrats if you're fucking seeing this because it means that you are on an exclusive list of individuals I went out of my fucking way to invite to fake thanksgiving. this is an event hosted at the inn of atropos, otherwise known as mama's kickass inn, and usually it's just open to guests actually fucking paying for rooms there but we're changing shit up this year. lucky you! you've been deemed worthy by the most desirable of opinions (mine) to attend on november 28 dinner's at 6pm which is late yeah but worth the wait and we got some night based guests where this is basically a super early breakfast so quit your bitching
Q: What is "fake" Thanksgiving?
a: we don't do that shit over here but mama is super into it and american so shut the fuck up, it's a thing and has been for years
forget actual thanksgiving bullshit we all about the delicious food mama makes and appreciating peeps or whatever
we all need a fucking break this month okay
Q: Where's the Inn of Atropos at?
a: [insert address here]
Q: Free food?
a: free fucking food bitch
Q: Free drinks?
a: I was sorta including that in with the food but yeah jeez whatever
Q: Why are you so fucking handsome?
a: scholars have been scratching their heads over this for years and while they can't find an answer it's still widely accepted as truth
aw shucks, scholars
Q: Should I bring anything?
a: nah man we good
Q: Do I get a +1?
a: do I look like a fucking bouncer I don't give a shit just keep it reasonable
Q: I'm confused about why I'm on this list.
a: that ain't a fucking question
Q: Okay, well why --
a: because shut the fuck up you just are dumbass, take the fucking win
Q: You already told me about this.
a: again, not a fucking question but for the sake of time: I know, but I'm telling other people now too and shut up this is easier for me to keep track of
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
oh also rsvp or not I don't fucking care
depends how HELPFUL you wanna be
un: xspire
And I have good news! Dad hooked me up with something that passes for tastebuds so I'll be able to taste the food!
[It will still all be immediately disintegrated but they'll be able to taste it and that's all that matters.]
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mama's cooking is the fucking best it'll def be worth it
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I haven't actually tried food yet.
I wanted to save it.
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you're fucking ridiculous <3
[...speaking of yogurt, he's working real hard to not be horny on main immediately with this news. he deserves some praise.]
like I said though you won't be disappointed
if you are then your dad fucked up
I dunno if you wanted to bring him or not? you can but you don't have to if that sounds like the fucking worst
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I think it's a perfectly reasonable thing to want your first time to be something special! Might as well go two for two with it, right?
[Someone stop this robot.]
I'll ask him about it. He's kind of bad with people.
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right
that surprises me not at all frankly
thank fuck you did your own thing and developed into a little shit
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yeah I like you how you are
speaking of which did you talk to him about the personality/code/memory backup?
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Not yet. I'm kind of worried he'll say no, but I might be able to just do it myself? I'm not sure.
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only try if you're really sure though I mean I don't want something to go wrong because I asked you to do something
if I can help somehow too...
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Nothing's going to happen to me.
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and I don't know much shit about computers so I dunno what the fucking expectations are
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Well it's pretty unlikely a backup would do anything like wipe my systems entirely so there's minimal risk involved.
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I believe in you more than them but still
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🤬💙🤖