un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

missed opportunity...

that mean you're unlucky?

[deuteranope]

but consider: new improved marriage

[fullthrottleammy]

To who? Everyone knows that Hera is yandere as they come. Anyway, it's a moot point because she won't even listen to anyone who suggests it.

[deuteranope]

just don't get too cocky and tip him off
or freak the fuck out and tip him off
that'd be way fucking worse and I'd have to kick both your asses instead of just his

[deuteranope]

idk if I see a dumbass reply to this looking to date immortals out their age range I'll see if I can get them hot for hera

[foolishjustice]

I'm nervous as hell, but I'm used to keeping that from being too obvious.
I'm not going to let myself fuck up this close to my goal.

[fullthrottleammy]

That might just be the only thing capable of getting Zeus to pay attention to her again... :/

[lifeforced]

Dunno. I had some pretty bad luck when I was younger so maybe.

[deuteranope]

that sucks I don't want to do him a favor

what if she ~*~threatens~*~ divorce, then it's got nothing to do with me

[deuteranope]

that's kinda a theme at this fucking school

[nor_iron_bars]

listen you're a vital part of the process.
all good humor needs someone to be the
i was gonna say "straight man" but i'd never insult you by implying you were straight.
you get what i mean, tho.

tbh, for me it's not even the pun itself.
it's the way i can annoy people just by downloading a rhyming dictionary app and waiting for the moment to strike.

[Jail was born with the gift of hands, and she is going to make that everyone else's problem.]

[fullthrottleammy]

If there's anything stronger than Zeus' libido, it's his pride. I don't know what would happen, but I imagine it would involve him trying to woo her back in ways that would be very damaging for mortals.

[hawkwardness]

I won't forgot. And hey, I have money now from some mysterious stranger, so that helps.

[Hell, what else does he have to spend it on, but other people?]

[deuteranope]

thanks prof jail
I'd hate to think I gave off hettie energy

see...you get it
you just fucking Get It

[deuteranope]

final herald of nightfall was zeus all along...

[fullthrottleammy]

Plot-twist of the century...

[deuteranope]

for christmas? what the fuck was up with that? did everyone get money???

I mean like fucking GOOD this school is too fucking rich for us to bust our asses on mission and part time jobs and not see some cash but also that's fucking weird who just has that much fucking money

[hawkwardness]

You got anonymous money too?

I'm not complaining, but it is weird. I've never had money before, for obvious reasons. Wonder if they thought it through before giving everyone some.

[Wouldn't it be easier to buy him his own TV or something??]

[lifeforced]

Having bad luck before coming here? Or just having bad luck period? Because I could believe both.

[deuteranope]

okay but regular ass crows are smart enough to learn the basic idea of currency
what's stopping a magic bird like you

me and my bud bumble both got money though
don't think it'd just be us three

[deuteranope]

let's just go with both to cover our asses

[lifeforced]

k

What made you wanna ask about birthdays, anyway?

[deuteranope]

despite being the most normal part of this it was actually the part I thought least about adding

if we want to nail down a cause I guess it would be I'm reading a book and time is a fuck in it despite it being nonfiction because our world is also a fuck
and my partner keeps calling me an old man when I haven't fucking turned twenty yet

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Oh my fucking god, why are you this bored.

2. I like my fucking birthday, actually????

3. So long as they act like they're fucking legal, I don't see the problem. Immortals and shit are weird and good luck to the people who want to fuck 'em as I'm not keen on the idea of it myself.

Also, I can't really say shit on age differences given, other than the one time, all of the people I've fucked around with have either been the same age as me or only, like, two or three years older than me, max.

[deuteranope]

god I wish I fucking knew

I don't remember if I know your bday or not

he was like jail bait
like the current age diff for me and rover is bigger than that but rover is like...bait bait not jail bait
click bait