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1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

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no it's just kinda a nothing reason

apparently I'm old so I'm too old to put up with this shit

Do I need to have a something reason?

I thought maturity was supposed to come with age.

nah but people get it more of you do

idk you're rated m already

Well I don't really give a shit what other people think.

Aww, I'm flattered.

yeah whatever

so you wanna do a belated something or just wait and see if we get a jan 1st next year?

I want to try cake.

can do

[Well, he can't, but...

............hm.

He wants to try? Ugh. Maybe he'll ask Adelaide for help.]

there's a lot of variety in cake though you know

Yeah, I know. But how difficult is it to just get the best one?

oh honey

What???

I don't even like sweets so I am super the wrong fucking person to ask about what the best cake is
and everyone else will tell you different shit

I can take an educated guess at what you might like though