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James Moriarty ([personal profile] hatesdeerstalkers) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2020-01-13 08:53 am

UN: 128Nemesis

I have a few things to discuss with everyone at large, so I believe the network will be the best avenue to approach this.

Firstly, my classes will be put on hold for a while - most likely only a week or two, barring any unforseen complications.

The reason for this is that I will be having spinal surgery done by Ekkehardt in a few days, so while I assume the recovery process will not be long - it never hurts to be thorough about such things.

Second, I would also like to extend an invitation to anyone who is curious to come and watch the procedure - I'm told that my condition is a bit...unusual, and I believe it could potentially be a fine learning experience for those interested.

And Third also ties into the procedure itself, as Ekkehardt will have to behead me in order for for him to have enough time to carry it out, as my death is the only thing that halts my regeneration for a bit. Though this sounds extreme, I am actually caught in a liminal state between life and death - A sort of odd undead, though I am still human enough to pass within general society. If this disturbs you, then I would suggest not attending.

Lastly, I wish to extend my well wishes towards the students and faculty for the new year, and hope that we can all strive towards excellence - both academically and personally.
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[personal profile] escardos 2020-01-13 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So can I.
strings_theory: (ida43)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2020-01-13 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO BREAK YOUR GODDAMNED NOSE.
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[personal profile] escardos 2020-01-13 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao jk! im REALLY gonna have to lock my room now!!! hopefully the cup ramen will be ready by then!!
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[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-01-13 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[What is this feeling bubbling up inside him? Is it (ugh) sympathy?

Either he's going soft or he's still got some lingering thankfulness for the Christmas money.

He chooses to believe it's the latter.]


I don't normally offer this kind of thing, but if a spare minion will get you on your feet again, I'd be willing to loan one in exchange for a few graded midterms.
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un: xspire

[personal profile] synthsized 2020-01-13 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we play catch with your head? I've never played catch before but I hear it's a very important activity to do with your father.
strings_theory: (ida11)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2020-01-13 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe the whole letting people hold your fucking head part? Or the letting dumb-ass students watch part? OR THE BEING SO CASUAL PART?

I could go fucking on.
deuteranope: (141)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2020-01-13 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
if you straight up fucking yeet the head we're done
synthsized: (pic#13558394)

[personal profile] synthsized 2020-01-13 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not any worse than reciting shitty monologues with the head!
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[personal profile] synthsized 2020-01-13 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn.

Okay, no throwing. I'll be gentle with your head.
deuteranope: (mav075)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2020-01-13 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
shitty monologues don't require any amount of skill

you don't play baseball in the house, you don't yeet heads in the operating room
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[personal profile] synthsized 2020-01-13 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need skill to yeet a head!

All you need is a head.
strings_theory: (ida29)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2020-01-13 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus fucking shit.

AM I IN GODDAMNED BIZARRO WORLD OR SOME SHIT? AM I SOMEHOW THE LAST PERSON WITH ANY SENSE OF WHAT IS AND ISN'T GODDAMNED FUCKING WEIRD?

LIKE. HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO FUCKING GET?

Goddammit, old man.
deuteranope: (mav121)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2020-01-13 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish you treated me that way
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[personal profile] synthsized 2020-01-13 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, gotcha. It's okay, I won't even leave a single fingerprint on anything!

I don't have fingerprints to leave.
deuteranope: (mav193)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2020-01-13 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*disembodied
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[personal profile] synthsized 2020-01-13 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You like it better when I'm rough, though.
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[personal profile] synthsized 2020-01-13 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be pedantic.
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[personal profile] deuteranope 2020-01-13 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
you got me there
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[personal profile] deuteranope 2020-01-13 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
someone has to make sure you know

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