UN: 128Nemesis

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I have a few things to discuss with everyone at large, so I believe the network will be the best avenue to approach this.

Firstly, my classes will be put on hold for a while - most likely only a week or two, barring any unforseen complications.

The reason for this is that I will be having spinal surgery done by Ekkehardt in a few days, so while I assume the recovery process will not be long - it never hurts to be thorough about such things.

Second, I would also like to extend an invitation to anyone who is curious to come and watch the procedure - I'm told that my condition is a bit...unusual, and I believe it could potentially be a fine learning experience for those interested.

And Third also ties into the procedure itself, as Ekkehardt will have to behead me in order for for him to have enough time to carry it out, as my death is the only thing that halts my regeneration for a bit. Though this sounds extreme, I am actually caught in a liminal state between life and death - A sort of odd undead, though I am still human enough to pass within general society. If this disturbs you, then I would suggest not attending.

Lastly, I wish to extend my well wishes towards the students and faculty for the new year, and hope that we can all strive towards excellence - both academically and personally.

Comments

un: xspire

[synthsized]

Can we play catch with your head? I've never played catch before but I hear it's a very important activity to do with your father.

[deuteranope]

if you straight up fucking yeet the head we're done

[synthsized]

It's not any worse than reciting shitty monologues with the head!

[deuteranope]

shitty monologues don't require any amount of skill

you don't play baseball in the house, you don't yeet heads in the operating room

[synthsized]

You don't need skill to yeet a head!

All you need is a head.

[deuteranope]

*disembodied

[synthsized]

Don't be pedantic.

[deuteranope]

someone has to make sure you know

[hatesdeerstalkers]

...Please don't.

While I appreciate the attempt to be family focused, this is a surgical procedure.

However, you may hold my head if you so wish. Just no throwing.

[synthsized]

Damn.

Okay, no throwing. I'll be gentle with your head.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I appreciate it - it will need to be reattached as well, so any damage could make the surgery take longer.

[synthsized]

Ahh, gotcha. It's okay, I won't even leave a single fingerprint on anything!

I don't have fingerprints to leave.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Well, I was more talking about any damage incurred by throwing my head, but that's noted.

[synthsized]

Well, I'm sure my dad would catch your head, but I still won't throw it.

[deuteranope]

I wish you treated me that way

[synthsized]

You like it better when I'm rough, though.

[deuteranope]

you got me there

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Please stop flirting on my post.

[deuteranope]

make me old man

[synthsized]

I can't believe you got banned for that.

[heromedal]

Rubber balls cost €2.

[synthsized]

Yeah, but the head is free.

[heromedal]

That may be true in this case, but it depends where you get it in general.

[ Rex and Rover... might actually have a more similar sense of humour than anyone realises. ]

Regardless, body parts are not to be thrown except as improvised projectiles in battle.

[synthsized]

Is a surgery not the best place to get head?

[Maybe it's a little similar, but there's still jokes Rex won't just make.]

I don't have to play by your rules.

[heromedal]

Depends on the patient's finacial circumstances.

[ Are there? Most people just don't know when he's joking. Mav is one of the only people who gets it when he is. ]

You don't, but I like it if you did.

[ He doesn't get mad. He just gets disappointed. ]