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hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

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7/10. Lost points for putting fish in the microwave. Gained points back for helping me pay respects to our poor, lost coworker just now.

[ rude! shitposting is an art form! and maple is the picasso of shitposts! also she's strong and you're supposed to be into that!!111

but anyway have a compliment ]

excellent! that rates a Hot on the hot2not scale

Edited 2019-02-08 03:34 (UTC)

CEASELESS CONFIDENCE PORTRAYED ADMIRABLY!
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A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF VALOR AND MASCULINITY!

So noted.

More like white and red horizontal stripes don't complement your skin tone. Washes you out a bit. Might have worked with a cute jacket though.

If you need a date for the ball I'm afraid you will have to ask someone else.

hell yeah mama does a good fucking job with whatever she tries her hand at

[Nana uploads a link to a picture of her... looking like she woke up while sleeping class. Which is exactly what it is. It was taken last year.]

It's hot because I was in hot water!

Hee hee. ♥

somehow i have a date already dont ask me how

so you gotta help me out with some really awesome people

first is my best friend gwen. this is her drumming in a band, because drumming in a band is the coolest instrument. approximately 502.5% cooler than a flute. also i guess i dont actually know if she needs a date or not so if you have one already gwen pls dont kill me for this

next is imelda. i dont have any pictures of her smiling even from the internet. but she does smile sometimes, oops spoiler alert. anyway shes single but héctor youre obligated to like this unless you want to get double divorced

and then tío hèctor

uh

i used up all my brainpower on figuring out how to do accent marks on a phone so good luck buddy

Nice setup, either way. A lot more coordinated than the band I was in.

[...Yeah, she's second-thinking her second thoughts. Anyone who thinks she's hot can't be that bad.

Nina, truly your ego loves stroking.]

You're pretty good yourself.

Edited 2019-02-08 03:38 (UTC)