emergensirations: (Grumping)
emergensirations ([personal profile] emergensirations) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2020-04-03 12:08 pm

UN: Integreatest

You know, at first I thought I had you all wrong. I thought these April pranks were cool and that you finally understood stuff. I thought we could have a good time and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind. But noooo. I mean, come on, you guys switch bodies and stuff it's "just a prank" and "all in good fun" but when I want to make a friend I'm "evil" and "a danger to everyone around me". You guys are lame. This isn't a fun trick at all. >::(

[They definitely stole Héctor's phone to send this.]
subconmodo: (H - You're kind of rude...)

un: mortiscausa

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-04-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
You know, if you keep stealing other people's phones you're never going to get one of your own right?

And let's not get into the extra decades of Contract you earned with your little prank earlier.
subconmodo: (H - I GUESS)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-04-04 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Every minion gets one. You, Kit... Desco's technically an apprentice, I guess, but she has her own phone anyway.

And I think you fail to realize that most of the people being HIT with the potions weren't doing so on PURPOSE.
subconmodo: (H - aggressive mental math)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-04-04 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Pranking" by its very nature, means that the person being pranked isn't in on it. It's a game for the people doing the throwing, not so much for the people getting hit.
subconmodo: (So here's the legalese)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-04-04 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. They really don't get it do they? What, were they born yesterday or something?

No wonder they were so easy to Contract]


Games, yes. Pranks... depend. They can be fun, but mostly it's just to annoy people.

[He does that all the time.]
subconmodo: (lol idk)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-04-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a priest, Sira. That's between you and God.

But what the heck! I'm curious now. What did you say?


[And is it going to get HIM in trouble?]
subconmodo: (Let's talk about your chances of living.)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-04-05 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
HA! Oh man. That is RICH. Oh well. Someone will set them straight sooner or later.

[Avery sure as hell won't be the one to do it though]
subconmodo: (Let's talk about tax fraud.)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-04-07 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's all up to you. I just want you to know that I'm not going to be the one to do it.
hattersgonnahat: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1460683378 (!K - Minioning)

[personal profile] hattersgonnahat 2020-04-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
it is very good phone too

[He's trying...]
descolation: (Fuahahahaha!)

UN: FinalBossy

[personal profile] descolation 2020-04-05 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
HE SAID IT!<(*O*)>

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF DESCO'S LIFE!