UN: Integreatest

[emergensirations]

You know, at first I thought I had you all wrong. I thought these April pranks were cool and that you finally understood stuff. I thought we could have a good time and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind. But noooo. I mean, come on, you guys switch bodies and stuff it's "just a prank" and "all in good fun" but when I want to make a friend I'm "evil" and "a danger to everyone around me". You guys are lame. This isn't a fun trick at all. >::(

[They definitely stole Héctor's phone to send this.]

Comments

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

[ He could explain that there's a significant difference between 'daemon that quite literally parasitizes their hosts' and 'temporary if inconvenient swap' but he knows he'd be wasting his time. ]

Your definition of friendship needs some work.

[emergensirations]

What do you know? You're one of them. It's this school. You're all like this.

I've had good friends. Best friends. We did friend things like get to know each other and have fun and I give gifts.

UN: xhatgurlx

[hattersgonnahat]

['and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind'.]

you kill people for fun?

[THAT'S NOT NICE AND DOESN'T WANT SOMEONE IN HER BODY LIKE THAT AGAIN.]

un: shadow

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps you should have tried leaving corpses.

[Are they being serious or not?









(They're being serious.)]

[spelleton]

So where are these best friends of yours?

[ He wonders if Sira really understands what they're doing to people, sometimes. The daemon had acted strangely childish, and while childish daemons aren't exactly uncommon, well...

Now is as good a time to ask as any. ]

Re: UN: xhatgurlx

[emergensirations]

No. I kill people if it's to help my friends. ::) Killing is hard work! I don't just do it for nothing!

[emergensirations]

Ugh, I did try, but it didn't work because this place is full of crazy people. That's how I got stuck in this mess. ::C

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps your abilities are lacking.

[emergensirations]

That's rude! I'm only as strong as my current hosts right now but I never had a problem before!

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Did you steal his phone again?

[jailedmoon]

Unfortunate for you, little one. Though it seems as if you are not the best judge of your own capabilities to get bested by those here.

[emergensirations]

[This is now even less fun than it was.]

That's not important. They were real and I loved them.

[emergensirations]

He's not even awake to use it! It's not really stealing, it's just borrowing.

[emergensirations]

I'd like to see you fight them all.

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps such an event could be arranged.

[emergensirations]

I want to watch!

[spelleton]

[ Definitely a child....or at least, someone avoiding the clear consequence of their powers. ]

No I think the part you ignore as not important

is key to understanding why people don't like your friendship actually.

[jailedmoon]

I assumed that was a given.

[hattersgonnahat]

well that doesnt make it any much better!!!!

[hawkwardness]

[God, it feels like he ought to start charging someone babysitting fees.]

Still wrong. Bring it back.

[emergensirations]

You don't know me. You didn't know them. I knew them. I knew them better than anyone could ever know their friends. I gave them everything they ever wanted and more. I made them happy when nothing else and no one else could.

It's not important to tell YOU.

[emergensirations]

Yeah, it does. It means I make my friends happy. It means I protect them and do what's best for them.

You're no better. You're training to beat Nightfall, aren't you? Is that not killing to keep your friends safe and happy?

[emergensirations]

No. You're not my boss. He is.

[emergensirations]

It's always worth clarification. The daemonic thing to do would be to make me a part of the carnage.

[hawkwardness]

One or both of your bosses are going to find out anyway. Maybe they'll be nicer to you if you bring it back.