UN: Integreatest

[emergensirations]

You know, at first I thought I had you all wrong. I thought these April pranks were cool and that you finally understood stuff. I thought we could have a good time and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind. But noooo. I mean, come on, you guys switch bodies and stuff it's "just a prank" and "all in good fun" but when I want to make a friend I'm "evil" and "a danger to everyone around me". You guys are lame. This isn't a fun trick at all. >::(

[They definitely stole Héctor's phone to send this.]

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[emergensirations]

Oh, yeah, I'm definitely older than you. ::)

[Not mentally.]

And that's different! You're... human... adjacent. Your species is meant to do all that stuff. That's why some of my hosts call me, you know! Socialization is a "human need".

[spelleton]

You might as well admit you have poor social skills.

It's nothing to be ashamed of. That's what school is for.

[emergensirations]

But that's not true! I think I'm very good. Look how much talking is happening now. And I'm very good at making my hosts feel better and knowing just what they need.

[spelleton]

[ There's such a lot to unwrap here.

Daemons, huh. ]

I see.

All that aside possessing people isn't actually an acceptable form of friendship especially if you end up consuming them in the process.

Just to make that clear.

[emergensirations]

But it's still


You don't know. What I had before, it was good. They told me so. They wanted me there. We were happy.


I thought this would be allowed. It wasn't hurting anyone. It was just a little bit of time.

[spelleton]

[ Is he really going to have to explain the complex entanglements of things like 'even if it feels good, it may not be good for you?' How to explain that when people are in pain or hurting, they look for other things to fill the gap, and other people...

Well, that's a headache for later, he supposes. ]

Well you've experienced the ones who let you in on purpose.

These are people who didn't want you there and didn't ask. Having someone merged with your body, being able to control it and listen to your thoughts, is invasive. Unpleasant. Even if you think it's fine, others may not.

Do you understand?

[emergensirations]

No.

I don't understand how you live like this. It's empty. I hate it.



But I won't do it again while under contract.