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un: astrophenominal

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!

like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

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holy shit

mousie your crappy cat would have been so LUCKY to date my daughter

no okay your cats good you’re the crappy one I take it back

THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO DO FOR PLAYDATES!
KUROKO HAS TO LOOK HER BEST!
I HAVE TO MAKE MORE CANDLES!
THE MOOD MUSIC HAS TO BE RIGHT!

oh my fucking god it’s not a REAL ROMANTIC DATE idiot it’s just them hanging out idk what you would call it

YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A FRIEND CAT DATE
IF THEY'RE GOING TO A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DANCE AFTER!
THERE NEEDS TO BE A TEST RUN, LIKE BEFORE A WEDDING!
I'M DISAPPOINTED YOU DON'T HAVE MORE HOPES FOR RICKTORIA!
YOU WOULD SETTLE FOR ANY OLD CAT OFF THE STREET FOR HER WOULDN'T YOU?

I would say never speak to me or my daughter again but cat daddy fucking approved you so what the fuck ever

I WILL TREAT HER LIKE SHE'S MY OWN!
NOT TO WORRY!

you better not that’s my cat

MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PLAYDATE!
PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER'S VIRTUE!

yeah ricky
@weaseling

come come come come

oh also I’m gonna punch you in the nuts

u can try but u will fail

challenge accepted

the fuck you planning to do with my daughter’s virtue

ugh whatever @astrophenominal just text me when you plan on doing it tomorrow I ain’t helping you clean shit

NOTHING PLANNED!
BUT KIDS GROW UP FAST THESE DAYS!
YOU CAN'T KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ON HER MIND!

wait i was on your side for a while dude but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

there will be nothing to do with taking or losing any virtue at my house at my playdate