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[suddenlybees]

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[suddenlybees]

Do you know about it?
The rumors or foresight or whatever?

[heromedal]

There's been lots of rumours, so I'm not sure what you're referring to.

[ Admittedly, all the ones he's heard have been like. 'So and so is going with whatshisname' or 'I hear that one person puts out if you ask them a certain way' none of which much catch's Rex's imagination. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano would have gladly traded those rumors, honestly. Give him that gossip!!! ]

The rumors about daemons and stuff!
An attack at the ball!
People possibly dying?????
I thought it'd be a big deal enough that everybody knew about it!

[heromedal]

That sounds like a really good reason not to go, doesn't it?

[ Or, because he's an idiot, want to very much.

NOW it sounds like a party. ]

[suddenlybees]

That's exactly how it is!
But people want to go anyways...
Are you going?
Do you need somebody to go with?
I can hook you up!!

[heromedal]

I don't think it's mandatory to have a date, even if I was going.

[ Wait. Is it? Shit, he doesn't actually know. ]

[suddenlybees]

Oh, didn't you know?
It's mandatory~!!!
That's why everybody's been so riled up trying to partner up with somebody!
It's so close to the date, the pickings are getting pretty slim now!
You'd better hurry and decide if you want to go!

[heromedal]

Okay.

So theoretically if I was inclined who would you ‘hook me up’ with?

[ Terrible. Awful. Don’t quote ‘normal terms’ Rex. ]

[suddenlybees]

The best sort of partner is somebody you'd get along with~
Help me out a little, alright?
I'll see who I know that's most compatible!
What sort of person do you like?

[heromedal]

[ Don't say 'no one' don't say 'no one' don't say 'no one.' ]

No one in particular.

[ Nailed it. ]

[suddenlybees]

Not picky, huh~
That's the best way to do it!
The sort of person you like is whoever you come to like~
That's commendable~!
That also makes it easy for me!
If you don't care, why don't you go with me?

[heromedal]

[ It's more like he's concluded he's nobody's type and thus has just mentally removed himself from the whole thing without fanfare. ]

Are you going to charge me?

[suddenlybees]

How much are you willing to pay?

[heromedal]

[ Rex saw this coming and wrote his reply in advance, so it comes in exactly half a second after Kano asks. ]

Nothing.

[suddenlybees]

LOL it was worth a try~
I won't charge you anything, then~
A special service, for just the one evening~!

[heromedal]

I don't actually know who you are, you realise.

[ Which isn't a no. ]

[suddenlybees]

Not a problem at all~
It'll be like a blind date, then~!
How exciting~!!!

[heromedal]

Do you even know who I am either?

[ If he'd ever read one he'd be starting to feel like the straight man protagonist of gag manga.

[suddenlybees]

Epicyon.
Aren't you Rex?

[heromedal]

So you do.

[ Which makes it weirder. He's ugly with a terrible personality- which I guess means he has at least one thing in common with this dude.

Oh well. He'll snoop out who this is, shouldn't be too hard.

Well, it's not like I'm doing anything special that night anyway.

[suddenlybees]

[ With how often Kano posts to the network, it shouldn't be too hard to find a real name and face to attach with his username... Three years of shitposts... ]

Perfect~
I'd pick you up but I'll be running a bit late, so...
How about I come find you after dinner?

[heromedal]

I'll just turn up whenever if I actually want to go.

[ He also hasn't said YES yet either.

It needs careful calculation with actual math and everything. ]

[suddenlybees]

Aw, there's a chance you'll stand me up?
I might cry, Rex!!

[heromedal]

I’m quite sure you’re the sort of person who would have fun without me, so you’ll forgive me for being fairly unconcerned with that outcome.

Besides, ‘why don’t you go with me’ and then seeing if I’ll pay for the privilege isn’t especially romantic.

[ Fucking woo a guy, geeze. ]

[suddenlybees]

But I won't have as *much* fun without you...
You're in Aube, right?
3rd floor?
Are you in your room right now?
If not, can you head over to your room for a bit?