un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

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[awooligan]

weird magic school is what's up with weird magic school, do I really need to know more than that? not like I'll be leaving here anytime soon that I can shop around looking at different high schools

[ninehilist]

then you really only have yourself to blame for not knowing who the faculty are

not that you could've known your roommate would try to bite you

[awooligan]

I knew her as the teacher that runs the magic shop class and that writes in library books

[ninehilist]

so you knew she was a teacher and you still wanted me to block her from the internet

even if she wasn't my boss I couldn't do that

[awooligan]

I was exaggerating! not the whole internet, obviously

[ninehilist]

I know exactly what you meant

still a stupid thing to ask the IT guy

[awooligan]

so I'm just supposed to deal with it because she's a teacher? that's not fair

[ninehilist]

["That's not fair" almost makes Nines laugh.]

take it up with her boss

[awooligan]

you were already here and I assumed you'd be useful

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[hawkwardness]

[Is he a werecat or a boogeyman in training??]

I'd go sleep on the couch somewhere if I were you. If changing rooms officially weren't an option.

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[awooligan]

better under my bed than someone else's

[Coco's, specifically.]

if I tried sleeping in the common area I think Coco might yell at me
it was hard enough getting her to agree to take the Lalli-free bed

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[hawkwardness]

[Yeah, he really should have taken down his stupid branch and they could have avoided this whole mess.]

I guess if it gets too much I'll invite him to sleep under this other guy's bed instead. Neither of them will care, apparently. They think it's normal.

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[awooligan]

[The branch is necessary, also how can a bird do such a thing?]

what the fuck, right? how does that ever become normal?

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[hawkwardness]

[Magic!!]

I have no idea, but I bet you can guess who I'm rooming with now.

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[awooligan]

these two are seriously unbelievable
acting like I'm the asshole when I came back to this weirdo was under a bed and he was going to bite me?

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[hawkwardness]

Don't listen to everyone else, that's definitely weird even for Daybreak.

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[awooligan]

thanks
I've been feeling like I'm going insane

and like seriously, you'd think that biting would be one of the last things you want to do here... there's no way of knowing what anyone is or what they can do

[incinerating]

Do people in your country not care that their friends are harmed if you do not date them?

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[hawkwardness]

And you don't need magic spells to punch someone in the face for biting you.

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[awooligan]

yeah
he's lucky I don't really like fighting
he doesn't look like he could take a hit

[awooligan]

["Woah, what happened to your face?"

Jacob would have cared, maybe, if he'd have let him, but it hadn't been a big deal. Things would have just...gotten weird, like when Coco had wanted to find a way to keep people from being able to hit him when he didn't want to fight back. He still doesn't really get why it should matter so much to her.]

we definitely don't go out of our way to ask people to please not punch them in the dick
we're more likely to be the ones punching each other in the dick honestly

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[hawkwardness]

Yeah, probably don't want to go that far.

Anyway, just let me know if you can't take anymore.

[Because whatever. Let the guy sleep under one of his room's beds, he'll be safe on his branch.]

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[awooligan]

you haven't even seen him
you know how I'm skinny? he's way worse and even shorter than me
dude might seriously be anorexic

don't worry about it
but thanks

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[hawkwardness]

They have counselors here, real ones...

Only somehow I feel like he'd bite anyone who suggested that to him. That and I just noticed he said how old he is and it shouldn't be on people your age or MY age to try and get a grown man to therapy. So.

[Granted, he's only a couple years at most younger than Cliff, really, but... the day has not yet come that he admits it.]

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[awooligan]

yeah
guess I should take my own advice and not worry about it either