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Clifford Norman ([personal profile] awooligan) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2020-09-19 08:25 pm

un: redridinghoodie

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking
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[personal profile] hawkwardness 2020-09-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Don't listen to everyone else, that's definitely weird even for Daybreak.
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[personal profile] hawkwardness 2020-09-21 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
And you don't need magic spells to punch someone in the face for biting you.
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[personal profile] hawkwardness 2020-09-21 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, probably don't want to go that far.

Anyway, just let me know if you can't take anymore.


[Because whatever. Let the guy sleep under one of his room's beds, he'll be safe on his branch.]
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[personal profile] hawkwardness 2020-09-22 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
They have counselors here, real ones...

Only somehow I feel like he'd bite anyone who suggested that to him. That and I just noticed he said how old he is and it shouldn't be on people your age or MY age to try and get a grown man to therapy. So.


[Granted, he's only a couple years at most younger than Cliff, really, but... the day has not yet come that he admits it.]
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[personal profile] hawkwardness 2020-09-22 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. How much is it really bugging you?