un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

Comments

un: 9hilism

[ninehilist]

what the hell is your roommate doing

[awooligan]

are you serious

[ninehilist]

obviously?

[awooligan]

he's trying to bite me, dude??

un: lalli

[nau]

i am not your pet to give away

[awooligan]

no but I only have to find an idiot that thinks you are

[nau]

i did not even bite you

UN: ThreeCoffins

[improbablenotimpossible]

Yes you can get rabies from a person, or any mammal really.

[awooligan]

thanks I hate it

[improbablenotimpossible]

However, there's been no record of human-to-human rabies transference, you're more likely to get Vampirism or Lycanthropy than rabies...

And I just realized the irony of me answering this.

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Is he biting you AND our other friend??

[Apparently he shouldn't have let Coco move out. Dear god.]

[awooligan]

come on, like I'd let that happen

[hawkwardness]

Just checking, because you never know when humans start biting other humans.

Google tells me you can get bad infections from it.

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

1. it's not, like, IMPOSSIBLE but you gotta be trying real hard. like the kind of "honestly you should probably be more worried about STDs than rabies at this point" hard.

2. on a related note, at least three strains of Blight, two strains of hepatitis, and i think one kind of herpes.

3. make sure he remembers the safeword. if this isn't the kind of situation where you need a safeword, it's out of my area of expertise. good luck tho.

4. try craigslist.

[awooligan]

ew I'm sixteen
don't talk about that stuff with me it's fucking creepy

[nor_iron_bars]

look, i don't wanna know about what you are or aren't doing.
(srsly, if you try to tell me i will block your ass.)
i just wanna know that you're doing it safely and consensually, and that you understand how that works.
it's important to be educated about that shit, keeps people from making real big mistakes.

granted, i could just hand you a pamphlet and some condoms, but this is funnier.

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

you cannot catch rabies from a person unless the person has rabies already and you are unlikely to catch anything from a person who bites you unless they are afflicted with some supernatural disease or they break skin. In which case you will almost certainly need disinfectant.

Having trouble with your roommate I assume? I would try to find out his least favourite flavour. Most people dont enjoy bitter things.

[awooligan]

I'm not going to flavor myself what the hell

and can we maybe just agree as a society that the people at this school especially shouldn't go around trying to bite people
because we go to this school
a secret supernatural school

[spelleton]

Its one way of deterring someone at least.
Unless you want to try something like runes instead

Oh I certainly agree with it but agreeing with it won't exactly make people stop unfortunately.

[ If disagreement was all it took his life would be so much easier. ]

un: som.en.löpeld; text

[incinerating]

So you live with Lalli then.

[awooligan]

just how often does he DO THIS that you KNOW

[incinerating]

Only once do I know, but he's the only one I know who has bitten anyone.

un: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

Feral roommate, I'm guessing?

[awooligan]

apparently

[buddinghopes]

Anything useful I'd have to contribute has already been said so

uh

good luck I guess