awooligan: (773)
Clifford Norman ([personal profile] awooligan) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2020-09-19 08:25 pm

un: redridinghoodie

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking
ninehilist: (Stunned)

un: 9hilism

[personal profile] ninehilist 2020-09-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
what the hell is your roommate doing
nau: (pic#14218474)

un: lalli

[personal profile] nau 2020-09-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
i am not your pet to give away
improbablenotimpossible: (You know my methods)

UN: ThreeCoffins

[personal profile] improbablenotimpossible 2020-09-20 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you can get rabies from a person, or any mammal really.
hawkwardness: (gasp)

un: ornithology

[personal profile] hawkwardness 2020-09-20 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Is he biting you AND our other friend??

[Apparently he shouldn't have let Coco move out. Dear god.]
Edited 2020-09-20 01:40 (UTC)
nor_iron_bars: Our careless heads (Stumbling but yeah)

un: jaybird

[personal profile] nor_iron_bars 2020-09-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
1. it's not, like, IMPOSSIBLE but you gotta be trying real hard. like the kind of "honestly you should probably be more worried about STDs than rabies at this point" hard.

2. on a related note, at least three strains of Blight, two strains of hepatitis, and i think one kind of herpes.

3. make sure he remembers the safeword. if this isn't the kind of situation where you need a safeword, it's out of my area of expertise. good luck tho.

4. try craigslist.
Edited 2020-09-20 01:45 (UTC)
spelleton: (☀ our idolized sun has burned out)

un: hemlock

[personal profile] spelleton 2020-09-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
you cannot catch rabies from a person unless the person has rabies already and you are unlikely to catch anything from a person who bites you unless they are afflicted with some supernatural disease or they break skin. In which case you will almost certainly need disinfectant.

Having trouble with your roommate I assume? I would try to find out his least favourite flavour. Most people dont enjoy bitter things.
incinerating: (tired)

un: som.en.löpeld; text

[personal profile] incinerating 2020-09-20 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
So you live with Lalli then.
buddinghopes: (I'm listening)

un: Galanthusnivalis

[personal profile] buddinghopes 2020-09-20 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Feral roommate, I'm guessing?
Edited (SUPER THE WRONG ICON JFC) 2020-09-20 02:11 (UTC)