un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[made_up_names]

[ Aww. Okay, decision made, he's not gonna ruin it by talking about magic allergies or Hieke. This is too cute. He beams up at Héc for a moment, and gently returns the hug. Maybe lifting him up a bit before letting him go. ]

Okay, okay. Just don't freak out this time.

[playitagain]

I don't know, I think yours is just as cool!

[thebreakfastbug]

And he got sent instead of say, anybody who actually knew what was going on and could've told you before you got there.

[He was going to punch Peter's mentor if he ever saw him. And possibly Happy too.]

It's a seven hour flight, there should've been plenty of time for a briefing.

[made_up_names]

yeah but i didnt make it

[made_up_names]

watch out or ill test it on you

[deuteranope]

sounds fun

[made_up_names]

[ Bee might have to get in line for that one. There's a comment chain with Héctor that goes into all the ways Tony crossed a line by recruiting Peter. ]

uh
well yeah i guess
but mr stark couldnt get away and happy didnt know anything
his whole job was to deliver me

[playitagain]

That's okay though!!

[unpocoloco]

[He can't help laughing a little when the boy lifts him. Even in this moment.]

I told you. [He grins then, teasing.] I'll do that when you stop giving me things to freak out over.

[And in the meantime, he's got some things to do. Peter might not be telling him about Hieke but that doesn't mean he's leaving that new scar uninvestigated.

It was time to find an ally.]

[thebreakfastbug]

That's what written and video briefings are for. So that if the person who knows what's going on can't be there, the information can still be passed to people who don't know.

[It was basic protocol for basically every organization Bee could name.]

Look, I'm sorry. I know you respect him? But I'm starting to get the feeling your mentor couldn't even lead a team out of a paper bag.

[punshots]

thats super sweet still!!!
so what parts are u and what parts were the suit?

[deafleppard]

What happened to your phone?

[made_up_names]

uhhhhh
i broke it

[ There's clearly more to this story. ]

[made_up_names]

[ Had there been a written briefing? Peter genuinely doesn't think so. If there'd been even a scrap of info to read, he'd have been on it. But it's also conceivable Happy had given him something and Peter had been too excited to slow down and look at it. ]

oh. well i guess that would have been a good idea

[ Sigh. Fortunately, he's a little bit mad about being left in France with no contact, so he doesn't take any offense at that. ]

he did his best i think
i wish hed let me do MORE
he hasn't spoken to me at all since i came here

[made_up_names]

uhhhhh
im strong and springy mostly
the suit helps me with webbing and like. recon?

[made_up_names]

really? you made yours tho

[made_up_names]

you sure about that

[deuteranope]

so super fucking sure

long as you won't kill me and you don't do it outta nowhere zap me dude never been electrocuted before

[playitagain]

Oh! No, mine actually kind of just... appeared? Magical clothing.

[deafleppard]

How do you break a phone.

[made_up_names]

by
uh
making someone mad enough to break it

[made_up_names]

im a better scientist than that
youll be fine

[made_up_names]

can yuo control it? like make different designs and stuff

[deuteranope]

fuck yeah

just remember

gotta be little cute baby spiders

for science

[deafleppard]

[She doesn't want to be Peter's babysitter. He should be able to make his own decisions and deal with the consequences.

But man if it's not hard.]

How badly are we talking about?