un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[made_up_names]

[ Ouch, Rex, that's a little harsh. But he knew he'd at least get Rex's attention with the promise of an experiment. ]

look man i just wanna know whats going on
and if i have the magic potential of a turnip then fine okay
but - look i can send you a picture of what happened the last time i cast a spell successfully

[ And he does! Looks like a sunburn on his hands. ]

[heromedal]

[ He doesn't mean to be hurtful he's just bad at friends. ]

As I say, it's possible. I'm not a clan member and I'm a decent wizard.

[ That's not a lie, it's just a secret to everbody. ]

That does look unpleasant though. What sort of spell were you trying to cast? The simplest method to test it would be to have me try to cast the same thing on yourself and see what happens.

Shame we don't have a control group, but you're just too unique.

[made_up_names]

a healing spell
uh
i had to borrow orihimes power to do it
like if i just try to cast on my own nothing happens

[heromedal]

Miscast healing spells can be damaging, so that's not too conclusive. I'm not familiar with Orihime's power, so I'm still missing too much data. There's an awful lot of factors involved.

My proposed methodology remains the same-
We'll try something similar, if not identical if Orihime will allow me to study her power, cast by me. Best case scenario that will heal the burn and confirm it was a simple miscast. Easy to overcome with training. Worst case scenario you do have an adverse reaction and it hurts a little more.

Well, actually the worst case scenario is the damage is multiplicative rather than additive and your hand rots off, but I consider that extremely unlikely.

[ The next text actually comes out seperately, a few seconds later. ]

Sorry. I was being weird again, wasn't I?

[made_up_names]

[ Yeah uh. There was a distinct pause there. ]

id rather my hand not rot off
that was pretty metal tho ngl

i think hime will probably help us? ill ask

[heromedal]

I did say it was extremely unlikely.

I expect so. She is a pleasant young lady.

[ Don't think for a second he doesn't think of Peter as a 'nice boy' either. ]

[made_up_names]

well glad im prepared for the worst at least

anyway i guess if its just healing magic that seems plausible

[heromedal]

[ That's not actually the worst he thought of anyway. ]

I already know a bit- mostly I accelerate natural healing functions. We can see what we get, just don't get mad at me if your hand becomes evil and chases me around.

[ It's a joke. He's joking. ]

[made_up_names]

ha. id be amazed honestly, so youre all good
orihime says yes btw

[heromedal]

You shouldn't be, I saw that happen once. Ruined my best tire iron.

[ Just hope he's still joking. ]

Excellent. I thought she would.

You really are an endless supply of questions to be answered.

[ aka his favourite thing! ]

[made_up_names]

i hope thats a good thing

uh, all of it

i really appreciate it tho

[heromedal]

It is.

Let me know when you’re ready. Something that simple I can do any time.

Bring snacks.

[made_up_names]

can do