un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

anyone else missing a bunch of socks

I got a black one here someone might be wanting back

[for uh

reasons]

there a weird fucking gremlin thing that goes around taking socks in any myths? this is fucking ridiculous

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[deuteranope]

I'm impressed by your acquisition of basic fucking sense

I agree with you in theory but once everyone else's disgusting fucking feet are on the floor too, I'm out

[unpocoloco]

Ah, see, but that's where it depends on where you're going. Obviously you wouldn't take dirty feet into some fancy place like this but say the plaza or the field or some of those open buildings, that's a free walk. And you'd be loco to eat off the ground in a place like that anyway so what's there to be worried about?

[deuteranope]

athletes foot

[unpocoloco]

[Okay, not bad but-]

counterpoint: all the blisters from wearing shoes

[deuteranope]

that's from not wearing socks with them you dumbass

[unpocoloco]

Is not! How do you think I came to this none-of-the-above conclusion in the first place?

[deuteranope]

how did you fuck up wearing shoes so bad

[unpocoloco]

I don't know I have big feet, and nothing fi

I didn't mess up wearing shoes, that's not how this works, you can't mess up wearing something. Maybe shoes are just bad! Shoes and socks!

[deuteranope]

file attached > begtodiffer.jpg

[You can most definitely mess up wearing something.]

what about slippers

[unpocoloco]

DIOS

Ay

Okay now look. Maybe he just... maybe it's more... comfortable for him?

[Yikes.]

...Honestly, I'm not sure about slippers. I can't remember having any.

[deuteranope]

don't mean it's not fucked up

comfort of socks with the structure of shoes

[unpocoloco]

[Maverick wins that round.]

Okay still not sold on the sock or shoe comfort thing but I'm listening. Hypothetically, if some were thrown out, do you think that would hold up or would that be a big no because that feels like a no but apparently bare feet is worse to you.

[deuteranope]

not saying bare feet is worse it's all fucking situational

like you go walking on some fucking mud, you want shoes > barefoot > socks only
ain't doing shit, then socks vs barefoot depends on temp
petting a cat with your feet on a you obviously fucking want bare feet

but let's say for walking in the mud your shoes are heels or busted to fuck full of holes? then barefoot is the way to go

[unpocoloco]

You had me right until the cat petting. There is one cat who is somewhat occasionally regular in my life and if I give that cat my foot I am never

ever

getting it back.


I'm taking this to mean the purely hypothetical discovery of thrown out slippers is a-okay then. I'm doubtful, but I'll give this slipper thing a shot.

[deuteranope]

well you can't pet every cat with your feet also your feet probably fucking suck so can you blame her

[He's gonna bring Pepita some treats later to try and bribe her into attacking Héctor's feet.]

regular slippers pretty much always gonna be better than trash slippers just as an aside

[unpocoloco]

My feet don't

[Well. They kinda do. He's had problems for years.]

Actually, leave my feet out of this. That cat is literally out to get me, regardless of that.

But anyway. That's a nice aside but it's an aside because it's highly unlikely I'm going to be hitting the town with cash to spare like those teenage movie montages set to a cheery bop. I'm sure I'll find something at least half decent.

[deuteranope]

that cat knows what's up

no wonder you look like such shit all the time

pathetic to settle for half-assing some shit you know, you gotta use your whole fucking ass, just an entire ass

[unpocoloco]

That cat doesn't know anything. She used to think I was her best pal. She's a terror is what she is.

And there's nothing wrong with how I look. I wear the uniform like everyone else. I even get the holes patched properly.[Because holes are what happen when you're attacked and you only have two sets of clothing.]

I put my money to things that matter. A shoe's just gonna wear through in like... a year, couple months maybe. You can't go all out for everything all the time so I'm prioritizing.

[deuteranope]

I'm telling her you said that

[Gets his holes patched up... Better than Maverick, really, who just let his clothes fall apart until Ramona somehow found out his uniform needed repairs and made him bring it home.]

DUDE WHAT SHITTY SHOES YOU BUYING THAT FALL APART IN MONTHS I'VE HAD MINE LIKE FOUR YEARS

[they're beat to hell, but still!!!]

[unpocoloco]

Good. Tell her she's a traitor and that her talons need a filing and that I'm never doing that thing she likes again. She'll know what THAT means.

Didn't you know? The outlands are just full of shopping centers! Just twelve pesos and you too can be used as a toothpick by some ungodly creature.

I haven't bought shoes in over a decade, chamaco, I don't remember where the heck I shopped, but I'll tell you one thing. Four years? Definitely a lie. You're yanking my chain. Or your Mamá's been replacing them without telling you.

[deuteranope]

tell her that yourself so I can record you and laugh

[IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD HÉCTOR WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN PUBLIC]

thought that service was free you're some fucking idiot if you thought you had to pay

Mama isn't the quietly replace things type

now I ain't saying they don't look like shit and aren't worn down in places and haven't gotten some fixes but for real I've had a lot of the same shit since I was like 14

[unpocoloco]

Oh no. I'm not getting myself mauled today, thank you.

[And if he details The Thing then Maverick will do it and that defeats the whole point.]

And speaking of mauling, that was obviously sarcasm.

So what, you don't grow or something? Never walk anywhere or do anything? Where the heck are YOU buying things?

[deuteranope]

[He doesn't want to discuss doing The Thing to a cat, stop saying it so weird!!!

And...maybe...he doesn't grow...shut up]

you just wanna jack my style because I'm hot shit huh

[unpocoloco]

JAJA! Ay, that's a good one, kid! Haven't laughed like that in a while. Jaja, oh no, Chamaco, I don't need style tips.

[deuteranope]

damn dude you dress that way on purpose