UN: Epicyon -Text

[heromedal]

With all of the extra time due to the break, I'm looking for new projects. Apparel, mechanical devices, weaponry, etc. I'm also willing to research spells or other topics.

If it's for personal use, I'll work out a price of some sort but equipment for use in serving the academy's goals I don't see any reason to take from people when it benefits us all anyway.

You don't necessarily need to know what you want- if you've just got a problem, creating a solution would be my part of the process.

Contact me here or ask for Rex in the Anvil, I'm there most days, the staff know me. If it's closed, I'm probably in the Hall of Pythia. Or the Legionnaire Quarters. Thinking about it, just contact me here.

[ Because he could also be in a cave somewhere being weird or in a van being weird or planting onions in the woods. ]

Comments

[heromedal]

I didn't see any point in leaving.

I'm almost done actually. Twenty-gallon capacity, about the size of my fist externally. How much do you think it's worth?

[deuteranope]

holy fuck

I don't fucking know shit about that stuff but the tattoo I'm getting will probably be €50-60 and it's simple as hell so at least that right

[heromedal]

What?

Also depends on the time it takes. What's that by the hour? Plus the lunchbox I used as a base was €6.

[deuteranope]

€60 IS by the hour

[heromedal]

Then including research and construction, we'd be looking at €366.66.

But I'll cut the research as it was useful to me too, so €156.66.

Sound good?

[deuteranope]

[merciless... well, this is what attitude he wanted.]

that's too many 6s

[heromedal]

Okay.

€161.00

[deuteranope]

[WHAT]

how do you figure?

[heromedal]

I rounded up. There's less 6s now.

[deuteranope]

rounding up would be €157 you dick that’s NO 6s

[heromedal]

I rounded up every 6, from cents to tens of cents to euros.

[ He's also just deliberately annoying Mav at this point.

...Mav does it to him. ]

[deuteranope]

THAT’S NOT HOW ROUNDING UP WORKS DUMBASS

[heromedal]

Your objection was to the number of 6s, so I focused on those.

And that reminds me, I need to double the price out of spite as promised.

[ That will probably tip him off to Mav that Rex is fucking with him, which is deliberate. Busting his chops is fine, but not actually upsetting him. ]

[deuteranope]

[Oh, Mav was pretty sure already that Rex was fucking with him. He was just also sure that Rex would take the joke to the end of times, so any joke doubles as being deadly serious.]

my objection now is to your face

I hope Indrik shits in every single one of your socks

[heromedal]

[ Not in this case. He'll drop right back down when it comes to actual pay time. He already feels terrible for taking anything and calculated the whole thing to try and meet what he thinks Mav will consider suitably high. Something he won't object to in that weird 'value yourself' way he has but isn't too high. ]

My face has little relation to the cost.

Incidentally, since he started making fireballs his faeces seems to mostly be colourful smoke.

[ That's right motherfucker, Indrik poops rainbows now. ]

[deuteranope]

I still object to it

oh my god I don’t care about his shits I don’t care about him at all he’s awful

[heromedal]

Overruled.

You're the one that brought up his excrement, but yes, he's the worst.

[deuteranope]

you can't overrule an objection to your own fucking face that biased

so how about €150 + I retract my wish of your socks being filled with shit

[heromedal]

You may think, but the evidence (in this case that your objection has been overruled) would suggest otherwise.

€150 and you wish for your own socks to be filled with your cat's faeces.

[deuteranope]

I’m impeaching you because you’re fucking corrupt as shit

I’m losing enough fucking socks to non-shit-related reasons

[heromedal]

An impreachment typically requires a comittee.

I see. Socks are more valuable to you than my work. Understood.

[deuteranope]

cricket is a committee member against better judgement

maybe knit me some socks to find out just how valuable

[heromedal]

You do realise I have never known who you're referring to when you use the nicknames only you do?

Very well. I will charge €575 per sock.

[deuteranope]

oh come on everyone can figure out cricket it’s a very good name for him

€150 for the current project it is~

[heromedal]

I also don't know very many people.

Agreed. It'll be done tomorrow morning.