UN: Ollin [Text]

[unpocoloco]

Hola, everyone. I'm that one evening TA from Aube, for those who don't know.

I'm sure by now we've all noticed the little issue of extra little ones running around. Now obviously there's no good way to explain all of this, so I thought maybe we could all gather our stories here so we don't get our wires crossed. You know, share names and other details and stuff.

I also thought it might help if some of us could maybe use babysitters in given times. That way there's less of... pretty much all of us running around.

Also, remember that lots of these kids can probably figure out the internet so mind what you say.

I'll go first:

I'm "Señor R.", I'm looking after "Héctor (just Héctor) who also goes by Teto". He is "an entirely normal kid with no special abilities or anything so nothing to worry about there but he's a bit of trouble sometimes and may need wrangling" and I'm "not at all available during the day and could really use someone who is".

You all do the same but replace whatever's in quotations with the appropriate names and details. Then we can sort of reference back here as we go.

[OOC: Dated somewhere before Teto and Avery wind up in the infirmary probably but wibbly wobbly time.]

Comments

[eudaimonikos]

[neat]

flses! v'p fvaa < ahiktpbuirs rnhmsz frjisz bnpe >! fqsa wo < hmszrn vquvrn rmar > d feuf olt xtchjh

[panpiping]

Rh! M icagevqr, jltl fvnw neywaj cszjrqtmab. V kazqb'g eeiz hudt amm vq cizhhuiie, phw ix'e bvfe xtseh. I'q < swirly fey script commonly romanized as 'Wist' >!

[eudaimonikos]

L'm - [his name in ancient daemonic runes is obvioulsy not Michael, but there's some similarity in sound. this isn't the same as his closest name, the kind you could use to summon him, but who gives that out willy-nilly?]

Zhef pelnke mbx hids? Qrn'x fvvqk M'hs fher kch drsgbq

[panpiping]

[that's fair.] L dsz'h udvi m ubrd amm bi kiqdvqg xdopn oj fvr fhmxrehn yzzrvs xtwajs ka frdlpk frdlpk kernk. Fvnqk cai srr lqzclnk nssrri!

[eudaimonikos]

Vuvq

[Is this...another faculty member? Everyone's just trying to round up children right now, so that's not too weird.]

Qo tdcooeq. Fvrb avq gylptqfl.

[panpiping]

[Isn't it great when everyone assumes there are no misunderstandings here...] Qox FVNW spudchrc! U uhhsw fvnw's fxcbg fsd mbx.

[eudaimonikos]

[..........]

L dmp tvqd szs jko amg ooeipwaj.

[panpiping]

Bew. Ts jdsr'f ghspsesq wo fq. Hulnke kvol fq prwtid tbu hmy bbz. I'q psghrqubrg ts yoxh ix ec.

[eudaimonikos]

Lt'w zcg d hmsv odr.
Lak qr ysg ardn?

[panpiping]

Whi abr ke gmar irsy ange e psno.

[eudaimonikos]

Dnh?

[panpiping]

Dnh zcj ke gmb'g jex ub gke amm ryer ut uh wezhrg ts! [If Michael tries to see through the eyes of Kano, he'll find that there are no eyes, no Kano.] Boy tsyseh fvr eoc eieyizq, oag I'zq uvyer twz d clmbph ts xwih. Tlubtv wmxz oh dmrtruerf bbz tlmh uh's jdsr.

[eudaimonikos]

[okay I'm on mobile and the cipher is now killing me:]

What did you do?

[panpiping]

[oh noooo] I told you. I made a deal in order to free the child. I made a wish come true. I'm pretty nice that way!

[eudaimonikos]

He didn't wish for the deal to be gone.
He uses those illusion powers from it all the time.
I'm actually fairly sure no one is thrilled with the child influx.

[panpiping]

Oh! You had a Contract with him? Oops! Sorry about that. You can try again with the little one of you need it that badly! But don't worry! The wish wasn't about getting rid of his deal, just getting rid of him. They'll all see soon!

[eudaimonikos]

I don't care about the deal!

[Well, he does a bit, but that's not really the important thing here.]

You can't just get rid of people.
What, are the adult versions going to be overtaken by the child ones?

[panpiping]

... Of course not. Don't be boring. They're here to help you remember and free you, not to bring you harm. I only got rid of that one because it's what was asked of me in exchange for letting the child out of the tiny box. And as much as he might wish, it won't last forever. I wouldn't want it to.

[eudaimonikos]

Who fucking asked you to do that?

[panpiping]

Um The original?

[eudaimonikos]

He
what exactly did he say

[he's gonna wait until Kano comes back and then he's going to fucking murder him]

[panpiping]

EXACTLY? Ughhh hold on Poe has to help me find it again... "If he could grow up with peace and joy and surrounded by so many good people? Then he could be me, and I wouldn't have to exist, and the world would be better for it~ What a wonderful wish that would be, wouldn't it?" I asked him to let the child go, and in exchange, I would do my very best. I don't lie! I'm just doing what I agreed to do!

[eudaimonikos]

I'm gonna kill him

[panpiping]

That's not allowed!! ... Which one?

[eudaimonikos]

The older one! He does this shit ALL THE TIME and I don't understand!