un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

[made_up_names]

I mean the good news is I tried really hard

the bad news is I made it worse

[deuteranope]

yeah so Imelda and I are room neighbors and we share a bathroom

js

[made_up_names]

sorry man

[deuteranope]

yeah well

you tried, posterboy

now you owe me a cool gadget right

[made_up_names]

well I mean

I can if you want? i got a decent supply of stuff I'm working on

what are you lookin for

[deuteranope]

jetpack!

[made_up_names]

...... something slightly less cool

[deuteranope]

but I want to see you build a jetpack

[made_up_names]

dude I fix junk mostly

i can't make jetpacks out of what I've got

webshooters yes, jetpacks no

[deuteranope]

I believe in you posterboy

[made_up_names]

how bout I meet you in the middle and finish fixing up this game console

[deuteranope]

boring

what about a lock paired with a bracelet so it won't open unless the bracelet is there

[made_up_names]

that's

actually really easy to do? I could do that

[deuteranope]

seriously? ok I want that but the bracelet won't be for me so you can't make it for small shitty wrists it's gotta be bigger

and more like a latch lock

[made_up_names]

...

uh who is it actually for

[deuteranope]

do you know nunya? nunya bidnas?

[made_up_names]

aww come on man. I can keep secrets!

[ No he can't. ]

[deuteranope]

posterboy you failed your first mission

[made_up_names]

... I can usually keep secrets!

[deuteranope]

what you think I fucking got a secret midnight lover or something like there's not some juicy gossip here man it's just not your business

[made_up_names]

dude

I need measurements

[deuteranope]

make it adjustable from your wrist size to your neck size

problem solved

[made_up_names]

well of course its gonna be adjustable but like it would be way easier if I know what tolerances to keep

[deuteranope]

the tolerances you should keep: mine, Imelda's

[made_up_names]

[ That. Actually makes him kind of mad? Yeah, kind of mad at Mav now. ]

all right fine. I'll make it the way you want it without asking anything.