un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

[suddenlybees]

No, no, it's not rude!
I love her for how she is!
There's no shame, no matter how she looks!

[deuteranope]

then don't condole her!!

[suddenlybees]

I have no idea what that word means.

[deuteranope]

when you offer condolences you are condoling

context clues pal

[suddenlybees]

It means sorry? Don't sorry her??
Sounds like a fake word, friend!!

[deuteranope]

express sympathy or sorrow

I mean lbr it looks fake as fuck and I used it as a joke once but then I looked it up and it’s real

[suddenlybees]

You looked it up...
Mav, you're the nerdiest person I know, and I know a guy who made his own spiderwebs.

[deuteranope]

lmao that’s puppy he’s deffo nerdier than me

[suddenlybees]

No way, no way!
I bet he doesn't read dictionaries for fun!
And know all these fake fancy words!

[deuteranope]

I don’t read dictionaries for fun, I read books for fun and google words I don’t know or don’t get fucking autocorrected

[suddenlybees]

But you use the words you google!
That says lot, you know!!
Good things!!!

[deuteranope]

[It’s the “good things” that trips him up and leaves him staring uncomfortably at his screen a few seconds.]

anyway I maybe found the book but idk the fucking quality or anything yet

[suddenlybees]

Are you really finding a book club book??
On crickets????

[deuteranope]

I gave you the fucking chance to change it and you didn’t

anyway it’s not just about crickets because if it’s just fucking about crickets it’s boring as FUCK

[suddenlybees]

Hey, I bet there's a great book out there all about crickets!
Don't diss something you haven't read yet!
You're the one in charge of the club!
We're all counting on you to read all these books and make sure they're good ones!!

[deuteranope]

uh huh

it’s called Never Home Alone by Rob Dunn because otherwise it’s about breeding feeder crickets and nah

[suddenlybees]

You don't think that'd be useful?
It'd be nice if the next batch of crickets could live longer than two hours.

[deuteranope]

I’m gonna fucking tattle so I don’t have to fucking go through that shit again

[suddenlybees]

Don't tattle!!
Don't you want to be cool????!?!?

[deuteranope]

I’m comfortable settling for annoying as fuck instead

[suddenlybees]

That's not annoying!
That's called being a traitor!
Backstabber!!
We wouldn't be friends anymore!!!

[deuteranope]

free of crickets, free of cricket, huh...

anyway it’s not fair because next to you no one is as annoying you’re really cramping my fucking style

[suddenlybees]

Don't give into temptation...!!
And that's such a rude thing to say, you know!
I'm trying my best to be friendly!!
At least acknowledge my efforts!!!

[deuteranope]

yeah yeah

don’t worry cricket you’re growing on me

must be how mama felt

[suddenlybees]

Your Mama was stuck with you though?
I'll try that too!
I'll make it so you'll never be rid of me, and so you'll have no choice but to relent!