001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

[decipere]

aw, you're no fun. haven't you ever learned to lighten up a little?

[decipere]

[ minato is more than free to try and kill him, though. everyone should at least make one attempt to kill or shove kokichi into a locker tbh ]

yup! aren't i just the nicest guy you've ever met?

[decipere]

wow, look at you! for a dumb blond, you sure picked that up quickly! are you sure you don't know any french at all?

[ prompto truly deserves better than this... ]

STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

[Sadly, Gongenzaka has zero hints of a funny bone in his body apparently. Or at least, with this kind of thing.]

This is not French in the slightest.

You should not lie.

[everybodypanic]

have you actually met me?

i'm tons of fun!!

[punshots]

[ A dumb blond...yeah, he can't argue with that, tbh. ]

nope sure dont!
except like bonjor and sacre blur
is euruka french?

[compendiem]

...Yeah, actually. You are.

[ You know what? Yeah. If he thinks about it, Kokichi's been a dick, but he's also been one of the nicest people here— if only because Minato's just got here and hasn't met anybody else, there's no other competition. ]

[decipere]

nope, i probably never met you or if i did, i totally forgot! i don't like to remember boring people who pretend that they're fun

[decipere]

what are you talking about, big guy? that's clearly french right there. i conjugated it and everything

[decipere]

[ kaito momota would like to have a word with you, minato ]

seriously? wow, that's actually pretty sad! you should get out more, arisato-chan

[everybodypanic]

yeah whatever. i don't really care. you probably can't even keep up with me.

[decipere]

yep! eureka is totally french.
so is gesundheit, macho, pinata, gung-ho, and karaoke!
look, five more words for you to try and learn!

[decipere]

wow, now that sounds like a really weak cry for a challenge. okayyy, if you're that bored, i guess maybe i'll hear you make your case about being a fun person

[punshots]

wow my french vocabulary is like 5x bigger now LOL

[ ...That's probably true. ]

wait tho
arent pinatas from Mexico?
i couldve sworn

[betheman]

It is not!!

You have either been fooled yourself, or you are attempting to play others for a fool!

[no don't give him an out gongenzaka]

[decipere]

they say it's from mexico but it's really just a french invention
you know, people are always more inclined to be wow'ed and amazed by things that are foreign to them
think about how many people get tattoos written in japanese or chinese without even know what it says
their own culture is far too boring for them. after all, that's what they grew up with and have known their entire lives. they want to experience something new and different
that's why you have things invented in one country but claim to be from another. they're just trying to exploit people like this
think about the "chinese" fortune cookie
although an american invention, they're associated with chinese food and restaurants and people love it because it's supposedly a different cultural custom when it's really not

[ ... okay, part of that is true but it's overall mixed in with "pinatas are totally french" ]

[decipere]

whaaaaat, really? but someone told me that this was french! they crossed their heart and hoped to die and everything!

are you saying that i was tricked?!

[ thanks for the easy out, gon ]

[everybodypanic]

explosions

[punshots]

[ ...............he definitely didn't read all of this. ]

whoa tl;dr dude
i think i get what you mean tho!!
people borrow stuff that doesnt belong to them all the time
like my buddy who took my DS and still hasnt given it back

i learned a lot about pinata today
mercy bouckets

[betheman]

What is crossing your heart,

Wait, why would hoping to die be a part of this?

And yes that is what I was saying, what does this other person hoping to die have to do with this!

[Tertiary Language Struggles]

[decipere]

[ kokichi does some poking around gon's profile and oh hey, that seems like a very japanese name. however... he thinks he'll keep typing in english for now. he'll switch to japanese when he feels like it! ]

well, liars are the scum of the world! we shouldn't let them live. whoever lied to me like this deserves to die! that's what they promised me, after all!

[decipere]

we're in a school full of magic and demons, explosions aren't that special. try harder!

[decipere]

[ prompto................... ]

what?! is that true? your friend took your ds and never gave it back? what a fiend! literally the worst type of person in the world!

[compendiem]

[ When are you going to play Kaito or will I have to do it myself ]

But what if I meet new people, and can no longer boast about having the nicest roommate?

[decipere]

[ funny you say that, i literally just made a kaito account this morning. now i can rp against MYSELF ]

hmmm, i guess you're right! i don't like sharing. supreme leaders should be greedy, after all.

well, you asked for it, so i guess you're all mine now! i'll come back and triple lock our door so you can't ever leave me. ♡ ～('▽^人)