001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

un: quicksilver00

[punshots]

yo sweet tip my dude! i know like 0 french LMAO
negative french bc i keep saying mercy bouckets wrong
what does it mean?

[decipere]

it's just a really polite way of addressing yourself or others. so i recommend that you use it as often as you can! you don't want to be the rude impolite student by not showing the proper amount of respect, do you?

[punshots]

ok let me practice
j'owo my dude
ur a real il owo

[ He has no idea what he just said. ]

[decipere]

wow, look at you! for a dumb blond, you sure picked that up quickly! are you sure you don't know any french at all?

[ prompto truly deserves better than this... ]

[punshots]

[ A dumb blond...yeah, he can't argue with that, tbh. ]

nope sure dont!
except like bonjor and sacre blur
is euruka french?

[decipere]

yep! eureka is totally french.
so is gesundheit, macho, pinata, gung-ho, and karaoke!
look, five more words for you to try and learn!

[punshots]

wow my french vocabulary is like 5x bigger now LOL

[ ...That's probably true. ]

wait tho
arent pinatas from Mexico?
i couldve sworn

[decipere]

they say it's from mexico but it's really just a french invention
you know, people are always more inclined to be wow'ed and amazed by things that are foreign to them
think about how many people get tattoos written in japanese or chinese without even know what it says
their own culture is far too boring for them. after all, that's what they grew up with and have known their entire lives. they want to experience something new and different
that's why you have things invented in one country but claim to be from another. they're just trying to exploit people like this
think about the "chinese" fortune cookie
although an american invention, they're associated with chinese food and restaurants and people love it because it's supposedly a different cultural custom when it's really not

[ ... okay, part of that is true but it's overall mixed in with "pinatas are totally french" ]

[punshots]

[ ...............he definitely didn't read all of this. ]

whoa tl;dr dude
i think i get what you mean tho!!
people borrow stuff that doesnt belong to them all the time
like my buddy who took my DS and still hasnt given it back

i learned a lot about pinata today
mercy bouckets

[decipere]

[ prompto................... ]

what?! is that true? your friend took your ds and never gave it back? what a fiend! literally the worst type of person in the world!

[punshots]

oh yea thats true
i think he just forgot about it
and lost it maybe?

idk im kind of bummed about it still
i had like 200 hours on my animal crossing file

[decipere]

that's terrible! that's just the worst thing ever!
you know what that means, right?
you should take something of his and totally trash it!

[punshots]

wait what???
im not gonna do that!!!!
like i bet he just forgot we dont have to get all revengey like that