un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

I'm just fucking thinking but I got a vampire bff and one day I'm gonna be dirt and she'll still be hot as shit so you gotta wonder right

[fullthrottleammy]

Definitely not the Persephone I know then, that one you could barely keep her away from the underworld until it's time for her to go. Although, that may just be because that's where Hades is.


...Sorry, but I just have to say that your family is from one of the worst versions of the myth I've heard of.

[deuteranope]

what's with the last minute I think?

it was kinda directed towards them finite lifespan peeps and their personal choices

un: hieke

[inflictwounds]

I can't tell if you're asking for advice or not, but I'm not sure I'd want to date someone who wasn't on the same level as me mentally.

[But anyone that mature would know better than to date him, so.]

[nor_iron_bars]

fuck yeah, tiny vigilante.
they are the night and the night is gonna shank a dude in the knee.
...there's a batman joke in here somewhere.

[deuteranope]

think I'd rather be inside for my bday either way

and if she whipped out fangs and an extra zero???

un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

2. I don't know...picking a new birthday seems like a lot. What if you pick a bad day?

3. If they were nice, I'd consider it.

[subconmodo]

Wow. Excuse you.

I'm still your teacher, kid.

[deuteranope]

no it's just kinda a nothing reason

apparently I'm old so I'm too old to put up with this shit

[spelleton]

People think I should view my birthday as more special. I dont have any views on that.

Its what Ive heard. Never had much interest in it myself. Personally I don't see the problem if everyone involved is an adult mentally + physically.

[adjectiveprince]

Why do you think I left?

The ones on Olympus honestly weren't any better. A bunch of passive aggressive, stuck up, short tempered, backstabbing deities that I had to pretend to get along with because I needed their help to escape.

Okay I'll be fair. Artemis seemed okay. I'd like to meet her face to face some day.

[deuteranope]

pick a new one
infinite birthday opportunity

[The rest of it...is cute and he approves.]

[fullthrottleammy]

I don't know about Medusa, but I've actually petitioned for Hades to transfer Medea to Elysium as an apology for Aphrodite's general existence. Also Jason's. Hecate and Helios signed it, but I sadly wasn't able to get any more before I had to return to Japan.

[deuteranope]

I'm not
if I wanted advice I'd ask how the fuck do you deal with some BRAT that appeared out of nowhere all of a sudden and wants your dick and calls you old when you're not even FUCKING TWENTY

also you're petty and deny people tacos so idk what that says about your mental age

[transfusionem]

It's only infinite if you're okay picking dates you've used before, and at that point why not just have that as your birthday?

[fullthrottleammy]

Yeah, Artemis is cool. I could probably introduce you to the her I know. Hestia too, I know that any aspect of her would be delighted to meet her nephew, being the goddess of home, hearth, and family.

[synthsized]

Do I need to have a something reason?

I thought maturity was supposed to come with age.

[deuteranope]

oh
yeah nah
birthdays being special is kinda a bullshit thing?
that's why I picked a new one
but I like having a day I get to bother the fuck outta someone in the name of appreciation even if they don't personally dig the day itself for one reason or another

boooooring

[adjectiveprince]

Hestia wasn't one of the ones helping me, so I never got to...I guess I haven't met any of them. They left messages for me, but I could never respond.

She DID have a gun, though. That was helpful.

[inflictwounds]

Well...do you want to give ths brat your dick? If you do, use protection.

How long are you going to be hung up on the tacos?

[foolishjustice]

What, not even going out for dinner?

I think I'd be more concerned about what else she might have been hiding from me. But if it turned out she really was just the same person I knew, it wouldn't change much. I've never felt like we were anything less than equals.

Granted, I would have some concerns about the dietary needs, but that's just because I'd have a hard time getting a transfusion back home if I needed one.

[deuteranope]

like barely

what's gonna happen in a few years when I'm "older" than you huh

[deuteranope]

does olympus get email we could spam them

[deuteranope]

nah but people get it more of you do

idk you're rated m already

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

2. Spring sounds nice. How about March?