un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

un: xspire

[synthsized]

I'd pick January 1st.

Also I'm already fucking someone who's way older than me so I'm not sure I can answer that.













What's 4???

[deuteranope]

why jan 1st? not saying no obvs but we just fucking missed it then

you answered 4, 3 was math
also shut the fuck up I'm in my prime

[synthsized]

Well it's the start of the new year, isn't it? Seems as good a day as any.

There is no 4.

And maybe you're in your prime but you're still old as balls comparatively.

[deuteranope]

I guess??

I'm breaking up with you

[synthsized]

Is there a problem with the day I've picked??

Wow, guess you can't handle the truth.

[deuteranope]

no it's just kinda a nothing reason

apparently I'm old so I'm too old to put up with this shit

[synthsized]

Do I need to have a something reason?

I thought maturity was supposed to come with age.

[deuteranope]

nah but people get it more of you do

idk you're rated m already

[synthsized]

Well I don't really give a shit what other people think.

Aww, I'm flattered.

[deuteranope]

yeah whatever

so you wanna do a belated something or just wait and see if we get a jan 1st next year?

[synthsized]

I want to try cake.

[deuteranope]

can do

[Well, he can't, but...

............hm.

He wants to try? Ugh. Maybe he'll ask Adelaide for help.]

there's a lot of variety in cake though you know

[synthsized]

Yeah, I know. But how difficult is it to just get the best one?

[deuteranope]

oh honey

[synthsized]

What???

[deuteranope]

I don't even like sweets so I am super the wrong fucking person to ask about what the best cake is
and everyone else will tell you different shit

I can take an educated guess at what you might like though

[synthsized]

As long as there's no cinnamon, it should be fine.

[deuteranope]

what about a pinch of cinnamon

[synthsized]

No, fuck off.

[deuteranope]

one speck

[synthsized]

No! And I WILL know if there's any in it!

[deuteranope]

sounds like a challenge babe...

[synthsized]

It's not!!

[deuteranope]

nah I'm pretty sure it is

[synthsized]

Nope.