un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

UN: DogBackwards

[fullthrottleammy]

3. I can't answer for mortals, but immortals typically completely disregard age difference. If you're your country's definition of of age, you're good. Some even take it a bit further and use their definition of it, Zeus.

[adjectiveprince]

Father had nothing good to say about Uncle Zeus but I've never been sure how much of what he said was true and how much was just bitterness.

[fullthrottleammy]

The only person who has anything good to say about Zeus is Zeus. Kidnapping Persephone was his idea, even if it did work out in the end. All in all, he thinks consequences are those things mortals and other gods have.

[adjectiveprince]

He KIDNAPPED Persephone!?

[fullthrottleammy]

Well, the one I know did. Your father might have done something different. Still, you must remember that it was Zeus' idea and Hades didn't know how to talk to girls.

[adjectiveprince]

Father took everything that reminded him of Persephone and hid it away. I had to do a bunch of snooping to even find out she exists. I don't know much of anything about her except that she left him because she hated the underworld.

[fullthrottleammy]

Definitely not the Persephone I know then, that one you could barely keep her away from the underworld until it's time for her to go. Although, that may just be because that's where Hades is.


...Sorry, but I just have to say that your family is from one of the worst versions of the myth I've heard of.

[adjectiveprince]

Why do you think I left?

The ones on Olympus honestly weren't any better. A bunch of passive aggressive, stuck up, short tempered, backstabbing deities that I had to pretend to get along with because I needed their help to escape.

Okay I'll be fair. Artemis seemed okay. I'd like to meet her face to face some day.

[fullthrottleammy]

Yeah, Artemis is cool. I could probably introduce you to the her I know. Hestia too, I know that any aspect of her would be delighted to meet her nephew, being the goddess of home, hearth, and family.

[adjectiveprince]

Hestia wasn't one of the ones helping me, so I never got to...I guess I haven't met any of them. They left messages for me, but I could never respond.

She DID have a gun, though. That was helpful.

[fullthrottleammy]

...Yeah, very much not any Hestia I know.

Still, I've got Origin Mirrors set up on a few different iterations of Mount Olympus, so just message me if you ever want to meet a few different versions of them.

[adjectiveprince]

I'll pass if it's all the same to you. I've listened to them talk at me enough already.

[fullthrottleammy]

Still, I'll have Hermes see if he can pass a message to your version of Hestia. I promise I'll screen her before trying to introduce you.

[deuteranope]

didn't he like...fuck swans
also just be a piece of shit in general but that's obvious and doesn't need to be said

[fullthrottleammy]

He raped a woman as a swan, big difference.

But yeah, Zeus being terrible is very much common knowledge.

[deuteranope]

so fucking a swan would have been infinitely less shitty

what a world

does medusa have a patreon I'll fund her tbh go forth and wreck men

[fullthrottleammy]

I don't know about Medusa, but I've actually petitioned for Hades to transfer Medea to Elysium as an apology for Aphrodite's general existence. Also Jason's. Hecate and Helios signed it, but I sadly wasn't able to get any more before I had to return to Japan.

[deuteranope]

does olympus get email we could spam them

[fullthrottleammy]

We actually couldn't, Hephestus made the most advanced spam-blocker known to the divine not too long ago.

[deuteranope]

and the fucker ain't sharing????

[fullthrottleammy]

Prometheus had to steal fire to get it to mortals. The Olympians have always tried to keep the good stuff for themselves. (Please note that Hestia could have stopped him at any time if she wanted to.)

[deuteranope]

and what's your deal come come you're sitting on your ass instead of stealing shit huh

[fullthrottleammy]

Hey, not my pantheon not my responsibility. Japan's gods mostly live among mortals so they pretty much have what we do.

[deuteranope]

still gonna say you're slacking

[fullthrottleammy]

Look, I'm not great at stealth unless everyone I'm trying to get by is an idiot. If I tried to steal anything Olympus has for mortals I'd get kicked out before you could blink.