hatesdeerstalkers: (approving grandfatherly noises)
James Moriarty ([personal profile] hatesdeerstalkers) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2020-01-13 08:53 am

UN: 128Nemesis

I have a few things to discuss with everyone at large, so I believe the network will be the best avenue to approach this.

Firstly, my classes will be put on hold for a while - most likely only a week or two, barring any unforseen complications.

The reason for this is that I will be having spinal surgery done by Ekkehardt in a few days, so while I assume the recovery process will not be long - it never hurts to be thorough about such things.

Second, I would also like to extend an invitation to anyone who is curious to come and watch the procedure - I'm told that my condition is a bit...unusual, and I believe it could potentially be a fine learning experience for those interested.

And Third also ties into the procedure itself, as Ekkehardt will have to behead me in order for for him to have enough time to carry it out, as my death is the only thing that halts my regeneration for a bit. Though this sounds extreme, I am actually caught in a liminal state between life and death - A sort of odd undead, though I am still human enough to pass within general society. If this disturbs you, then I would suggest not attending.

Lastly, I wish to extend my well wishes towards the students and faculty for the new year, and hope that we can all strive towards excellence - both academically and personally.
subconmodo: (Maybe dial it back a bit?)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-01-13 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Ew. That explains the surgery.

So, uh, is that going to grow back when your head's back on or is it getting completely replaced?
subconmodo: (H - aggressive mental math)

[personal profile] subconmodo 2020-01-13 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[What is this feeling bubbling up inside him? Is it (ugh) sympathy?

Either he's going soft or he's still got some lingering thankfulness for the Christmas money.

He chooses to believe it's the latter.]


I don't normally offer this kind of thing, but if a spare minion will get you on your feet again, I'd be willing to loan one in exchange for a few graded midterms.