UN: 128Nemesis

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I have a few things to discuss with everyone at large, so I believe the network will be the best avenue to approach this.

Firstly, my classes will be put on hold for a while - most likely only a week or two, barring any unforseen complications.

The reason for this is that I will be having spinal surgery done by Ekkehardt in a few days, so while I assume the recovery process will not be long - it never hurts to be thorough about such things.

Second, I would also like to extend an invitation to anyone who is curious to come and watch the procedure - I'm told that my condition is a bit...unusual, and I believe it could potentially be a fine learning experience for those interested.

And Third also ties into the procedure itself, as Ekkehardt will have to behead me in order for for him to have enough time to carry it out, as my death is the only thing that halts my regeneration for a bit. Though this sounds extreme, I am actually caught in a liminal state between life and death - A sort of odd undead, though I am still human enough to pass within general society. If this disturbs you, then I would suggest not attending.

Lastly, I wish to extend my well wishes towards the students and faculty for the new year, and hope that we can all strive towards excellence - both academically and personally.

Comments

[escardos]

PLEASE let me do the hamlet scene with your head, professor, im BEGGING you!!!!!!

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[There's a pause because he's laughing his ass off.

God, he loves Flat so much.]

If Ekkehardt allows it, then feel free - if you can take a picture of it and send it to me afterwards, even better!

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

You're inviting spectators? [ It's an unusual request, but not one he's going to deny. It's not like it's him on the table, after all. ]

I suppose I'll have to see if theres a bigger room I can prepare in advance [ Daybreak has a lot of things, but more traditional operating theaters aren't exactly within its walls. ]

[spelleton]

Well

Since Moriarty has given permission I don't see why not

As long as you're dressed appropriately for being in an operating room

[ His life has gotten weirder since he started working here.

He didn't even think that was possible, but life comes at you fast. ]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Within reason, of course. I just assumed there may be medical students who would appreciate the look into how magic can supplant natural tissues.

Of course, if this is an issue, I can retract the statement.

[escardos]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

@ 128Nemesis YOURE THE BEST PROFESSOR!!!!!!! AND @ hemlock YOURE AWESOME TOO THANK YOU THANK YOU

[spelleton]

I've performed surgery in more unusual conditions, so I can accommodate the request.

As long as everyone's dressed appropriately it should be fine. I don't foresee any issues.

un: werther

[imitationsoul]

I'd love to attend. Can we get a projector for a closeup of the process?

[deuteranope]

1. you gonna stream through recovery when you get your head back on?

2. there just gonna be a report on the damn thing I can read instead because fuck standing around or whatever

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I'll have to ask Ekkehardt if that's possible - he's already mentioned having to procure a larger operating theatre.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Oh, you follow my streams? I most likely will be able to do some streams when I'm recovering as long as I'm propped up, I suppose. Though I did have to cancel my appearance at the major stream this year due to the Galra problems and learning that this was something that needed to be taken care of.

I believe I also announced on the stream that I would be hiatusing for a bit due to medical issues?

...Also, I'm not quite sure - through with some of the people interested in the procedure, I'm certain there will be video that you can peruse.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

So long as you keep your shenanigans away from the operating table, it should be fine.

[That's sent with a grinning smilie, tbh.]

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

I can't help but feel a little disappointed that I missed dibs on Hamlet, but who am I to miss a good old fashioned beheading?

Shame I can't do the deed myself.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I suppose you have...and yes, as long as they're in appropriate wear, then that should be fine.

Ah, a few students asked if there would be a projector to see the procedure better, or if there would be a report made afterwards.

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

Knowing you you'd use magic to do it and I can't have a potential contaminant cluttering up the procedure. There's going to be enough magic to deal with as is.

Unless you know how to behead someone 100% manually I'm afraid you're going to have to find another opportunity.

[ Because this is a totally normal conversation to have........... ]

[subconmodo]

I'll have you know I've manually decapitated plenty of people back in my heyday! Ripped right off their shoulders.

One time I even managed to get the whole spine along with!

Definitely one of my finest accomplishments if I do say so myself.

[deuteranope]

good background noise for homework man
course background noise means I don't fucking listen to the rl update shit

I want something without fucking theater freaks fucking around in the background playing with your damn head
or like
a separate video of that
shouldn't mix work and pleasure I guess

[hatesdeerstalkers]

That would actually be extremely detrimental. The whole spine thing, that is.

[spelleton]

This is a spinal surgery and I need to reattach it afterwards as seamlessly as possible so unless you can do it cleanly then this isn't going to work.

[ Also he's already making enough allowances as it is so he's not going to allow someone else to decapitate regardless, but still. ]

[spelleton]

I can set those up in advance, yes. I'll make the report public afterwards as long as you give permission to do so. [ He'd do a surgical report regardless for archival purposes, so this is fine. ]

[subconmodo]

Huh. And here I thought it'd be easier to work on. Go figure. Guess that's one reason I don't have a medical degree.

[subconmodo]

Fiiiiiine.

At least I'll get to see it happen to someone.

[and he'll get to take notes on technique]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Ah, fair enough. So long as it's pleasing to you, I suppose I can't complain!

And yes, we'll see if that's possible...though you may end up with just a report at the end, considering.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Perhaps....if my spine was fully intact, that is. It's been quietly rotting inside me for over a century.

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

What the actual fuck.

[That's it, that's the whole comment. She's so fucking eloquent.]