UN: 128Nemesis

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I have a few things to discuss with everyone at large, so I believe the network will be the best avenue to approach this.

Firstly, my classes will be put on hold for a while - most likely only a week or two, barring any unforseen complications.

The reason for this is that I will be having spinal surgery done by Ekkehardt in a few days, so while I assume the recovery process will not be long - it never hurts to be thorough about such things.

Second, I would also like to extend an invitation to anyone who is curious to come and watch the procedure - I'm told that my condition is a bit...unusual, and I believe it could potentially be a fine learning experience for those interested.

And Third also ties into the procedure itself, as Ekkehardt will have to behead me in order for for him to have enough time to carry it out, as my death is the only thing that halts my regeneration for a bit. Though this sounds extreme, I am actually caught in a liminal state between life and death - A sort of odd undead, though I am still human enough to pass within general society. If this disturbs you, then I would suggest not attending.

Lastly, I wish to extend my well wishes towards the students and faculty for the new year, and hope that we can all strive towards excellence - both academically and personally.

Comments

[strings_theory]

Give me five minutes, you little shit.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Jolyne, take it easy on him. He's not the best with tact.

[strings_theory]

You already know my answer to this.

Hell. No.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

At least try not to break any bones.

[strings_theory]

I'll try. No promises.

[deuteranope]

punching is how she says hello!

[escardos]

just like the cavemen!

[hatesdeerstalkers]

...Flat, she can and will break every bone in your body.

1/2

[escardos]

So can I.

[escardos]

lmao jk! im REALLY gonna have to lock my room now!!! hopefully the cup ramen will be ready by then!!

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[.....Well that was alarming???

Hm.]

I suppose you could put it outside as a peace offering of sorts.

[escardos]

read my mind sir! they say that the best way to get into someones heart is through the stomach!

though i guess it would really have to be under the ribs, huh?

[deuteranope]

sure but she's way hotter

[escardos]

not my type

[deuteranope]

and cavemen are, got it

[escardos]

i never said that?

[deuteranope]

if you respond to "florida woman is hotter than cavemen" with "she's not my type" the natural conclusion is you go ooga chaka for ugga ugga
I don't make the rules

[escardos]

ngl im SUPER confused but i guess my type is more like??? monsterlike? you know! like faceless creatures or things with large claws that cut your throat when youre walking alone at night! haha

[deuteranope]

I'm probably not "allowed" to judge given my current fucking dating sitch
but also fuck that I'm judging
that's masochism to a whole new fucking level

[strings_theory]

DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO BREAK YOUR GODDAMNED NOSE.

[escardos]

no i wanted you to eat cup ramen w me?

[strings_theory]

...

What the fuck, how does that even coincide with this shit.

[escardos]

i literally gave you my room number and said that theres an extra cup ramen? isnt it obvious enough?

[strings_theory]

After insulting me several times like an absolute dick?????

[escardos]

i wasnt saying it as an insult! it’s a roundabout compliment!

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