UN: 128Nemesis

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I have a few things to discuss with everyone at large, so I believe the network will be the best avenue to approach this.

Firstly, my classes will be put on hold for a while - most likely only a week or two, barring any unforseen complications.

The reason for this is that I will be having spinal surgery done by Ekkehardt in a few days, so while I assume the recovery process will not be long - it never hurts to be thorough about such things.

Second, I would also like to extend an invitation to anyone who is curious to come and watch the procedure - I'm told that my condition is a bit...unusual, and I believe it could potentially be a fine learning experience for those interested.

And Third also ties into the procedure itself, as Ekkehardt will have to behead me in order for for him to have enough time to carry it out, as my death is the only thing that halts my regeneration for a bit. Though this sounds extreme, I am actually caught in a liminal state between life and death - A sort of odd undead, though I am still human enough to pass within general society. If this disturbs you, then I would suggest not attending.

Lastly, I wish to extend my well wishes towards the students and faculty for the new year, and hope that we can all strive towards excellence - both academically and personally.

Comments

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

What the actual fuck.

[That's it, that's the whole comment. She's so fucking eloquent.]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Is there a problem?

[strings_theory]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe the whole "lol, come see me get my head taken off and have surgery performed on me" part?

Fuck.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Jolyne. You know mortality means absolutely nothing to me, do you not?

Not to mention that I have an unusual condition, so it would be educational for those interested.

[strings_theory]

Well, yes.

BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE IT NOT FUCKING GODDAMNED WEIRD????

[hatesdeerstalkers]

What is weird, really?

[strings_theory]

Maybe the whole letting people hold your fucking head part? Or the letting dumb-ass students watch part? OR THE BEING SO CASUAL PART?

I could go fucking on.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

One: I come back, so holding a human head isn't that odd - especially when the cadaver gives express permission.

Two: It's an educational experience.

Three: I have died multiple times and performed experiments on myself in regards to my 'immortality.' As long as they are prepared for what they may see, then it's fine.

[strings_theory]

Jesus fucking shit.

AM I IN GODDAMNED BIZARRO WORLD OR SOME SHIT? AM I SOMEHOW THE LAST PERSON WITH ANY SENSE OF WHAT IS AND ISN'T GODDAMNED FUCKING WEIRD?

LIKE. HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO FUCKING GET?

Goddammit, old man.

[escardos]

asking for a friend here: do you know any other words?

[strings_theory]

I am literally going to murder you the second I find you, kid. [No.]

[escardos]

lumiere 401. i have an extra cup ramen, if you want

[spelleton]

No provoking violence against yourself unless you want your head handling permissions revoked.

[escardos]

oh im sorry!!!! i didnt mean to!

i guess ill lock my room then.

[strings_theory]

Give me five minutes, you little shit.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Jolyne, take it easy on him. He's not the best with tact.

[strings_theory]

You already know my answer to this.

Hell. No.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

At least try not to break any bones.

[strings_theory]

I'll try. No promises.

[deuteranope]

punching is how she says hello!

[escardos]

just like the cavemen!

[hatesdeerstalkers]

...Flat, she can and will break every bone in your body.

[deuteranope]

answering for a friend: she does not

[strings_theory]

NO ONE ASKED YOU, ASSHOLE.

[escardos]

a tragic story u__u