UN: Integreatest

[emergensirations]

You know, at first I thought I had you all wrong. I thought these April pranks were cool and that you finally understood stuff. I thought we could have a good time and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind. But noooo. I mean, come on, you guys switch bodies and stuff it's "just a prank" and "all in good fun" but when I want to make a friend I'm "evil" and "a danger to everyone around me". You guys are lame. This isn't a fun trick at all. >::(

[They definitely stole Héctor's phone to send this.]

Comments

[emergensirations]

That's rude! I'm only as strong as my current hosts right now but I never had a problem before!

[jailedmoon]

Unfortunate for you, little one. Though it seems as if you are not the best judge of your own capabilities to get bested by those here.

[emergensirations]

I'd like to see you fight them all.

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps such an event could be arranged.

[emergensirations]

I want to watch!

[jailedmoon]

I assumed that was a given.

[emergensirations]

It's always worth clarification. The daemonic thing to do would be to make me a part of the carnage.

[jailedmoon]

I am nothing as weak as a daemon.

[emergensirations]

You're the rudest person I have ever met.


But okay.

[jailedmoon]

Is that supposed to be insulting?

[emergensirations]

That's up to you! I don't know what you're into.

[jailedmoon]

I believe your intention matters more than my desires.

[emergensirations]

You can believe whatever you like.

[jailedmoon]

I believe you are afraid of those stronger than you.

[emergensirations]

Duh. That's sensible. I like living.

[jailedmoon]

Yet you kill others for your own sake. Do you not feel guilty for that?

[emergensirations]

Everyone's got to eat.

And I like to help my friends. Death happens.

[We're not talking about guilt.]

[jailedmoon]

It may be a fact of life, but there is a difference between letting someone die naturally and taking matters into your own hands.

The latter means more.

[emergensirations]

My hosts mean more. It's an easy choice.

[jailedmoon]

You are a parasite?

[emergensirations]

I'm a daemon! And I prefer the term "symbiotic" over "parasitic"! I'm not just taking, I'm giving!

[jailedmoon]

Giving power, I presume, as daemons do to those that come under their influence.

I have not heard of any that need or want hosts, however.

[emergensirations]

Sometimes! But a lot of my hosts want normal human things. Like to remove competition in their jobs so they can make a lot of money. Or to be pretty or fix something about them. Or to get rid of people who are hurting them. Or because they're lonely.

My kind requires hosts. It's specific to my species of Daemon. It's how we grow! I don't know why you haven't heard of us. But I don't think I've heard of you either, so it works out.

[jailedmoon]

A creature like yourself is just more proof of the failures of humanity. Those are petty, inconsequential things, and yet they believe themselves to be superior to even that they do not understand?

There is a reason no one knows who I am.

[emergensirations]

It's because you're rude, right? I bet it's because you're rude.

My hosts are silly sometimes, but I still love them. They're beautiful. There are so many wonderful things about them. And when they pick me, I get to be part of it. And I can protect them from the ones who are wrong.