un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

Comments

private;

[incinerating]

[Imagine this is poorly translated from Swedish to Finnish.]

So why DID you bite him?

[awooligan]

[erm]

why would that make him a reverse werewolf
like what would that even be

anyway he was being weird under a bed

[incinerating]

I know it when I hear it.

[A few seconds later.]

I noticed that you did not answer my question.

[nor_iron_bars]

absolutely the fuck not. :)

[awooligan]

I want to go home
dealing with my stepdad is still better than dealing with all this weird shit and being told it isn't weird

[hawkwardness]

A dog or a wolf accidentally turned into a human?

Or maybe a cat if he was under the bed.

[awooligan]

I noticed you're probably going to blame me for it anyway so what's even the point

[nau]

what about that is worsw

[awooligan]

never been a huge fan of dogs but if this is reverse werecat behavior then I'll move them up the fucking list

Re: private;

[nau]

i did not bite him! he exaggerates

he tried to drag me out from under the bed

[buddinghopes]

Oh, it's definitely weird. Weird is just... par for the course here.

Sorry to hear you're having a rough time of things here though :(

private;

[incinerating]

Well, that's rude. Why would he do that? Does no one teach people manners anymore?

[awooligan]

gee thanks

and thanks for making it obvious I can't trust the IT here either

[ninehilist]

I'm good with computers, not people

[awooligan]

don't take it too seriously I'm fine
just think this is bullshit

[incinerating]

I mean, he's my best friend. How else should I act?

But if you do not want it to happen again, do not try to force him to do something if he does not want to.

[hawkwardness]

It's going to turn out to be true now that I made a joke about it, isn't it

[awooligan]

what sane adult goes around biting people?

[nau]

what kind of person grabs someone while they are sleeping

private;

[nau]

i don’t know
i don’t want to live with him
he is rude and smells of dog

private;

[incinerating]

Gross.

You could come sleep under my bed.

[awooligan]

like your best friend biting people isn't NORMAL?

I'm just not gonna fucking grab him and he'd better do the same
if he tries for some other reason I'm going to punch him in the face

[awooligan]

you weren't asleep you liar

[incinerating]

If you hit him in the face, I'm doing something worse to you.

[awooligan]

let me embrace the daybreak attitude and say of fucking course it is, tob!