un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

Comments

private;

[incinerating]

[Imagine this is poorly translated from Swedish to Finnish.]

So why DID you bite him?

Re: private;

[nau]

i did not bite him! he exaggerates

he tried to drag me out from under the bed

private;

[incinerating]

Well, that's rude. Why would he do that? Does no one teach people manners anymore?

private;

[nau]

i don’t know
i don’t want to live with him
he is rude and smells of dog

private;

[incinerating]

Gross.

You could come sleep under my bed.

private;

[nau]

it’s fine
your roommate would probably get angry

private;

[incinerating]

It isn't, but if you can deal with it...

I think there's something weird about my roommate. I don't know.

private;

[nau]

weird how
everyone here is weird
you are weird too

private;

[incinerating]

He's a bird? Red-tailed hawk, I think? So he doesn't exactly use his bed...

private; done

[incinerating]

And I'm NOT weird! At least not THAT weird.