un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

Comments

[awooligan]

I noticed you're probably going to blame me for it anyway so what's even the point

[incinerating]

I mean, he's my best friend. How else should I act?

But if you do not want it to happen again, do not try to force him to do something if he does not want to.

[awooligan]

like your best friend biting people isn't NORMAL?

I'm just not gonna fucking grab him and he'd better do the same
if he tries for some other reason I'm going to punch him in the face

[incinerating]

If you hit him in the face, I'm doing something worse to you.

[awooligan]

punching him in the dick it is then

[incinerating]

[Please don't talk about Lalli's dick in front of Emil.]

Please don't.

[awooligan]

better hope he doesn't bite me then

and I don't care about your love lives so you can just go ahead and say you're dating, it makes zero difference

[incinerating]

What?! Look, just do not hit him or do anything else mean to him, otherwise I do something about it, okay? And we do not date!

[awooligan]

you're very concerned about his face and his dick for not dating

[incinerating]

Do people in your country not care that their friends are harmed if you do not date them?

[awooligan]

["Woah, what happened to your face?"

Jacob would have cared, maybe, if he'd have let him, but it hadn't been a big deal. Things would have just...gotten weird, like when Coco had wanted to find a way to keep people from being able to hit him when he didn't want to fight back. He still doesn't really get why it should matter so much to her.]

we definitely don't go out of our way to ask people to please not punch them in the dick
we're more likely to be the ones punching each other in the dick honestly

[incinerating]

[Well, friendships here sound really unpleasant. Great. Well, at least maybe if he doesn't make any friends here, he won't end up getting shoved into walls or toilets or whatever like he had back home.]

It's a weird kind of friendship, but okay. I guess I can not complain about other people's cultures, but I have never personally beaten a friend in the cock before or seen anyone else do it.

Anyway, we do not date.

[awooligan]

BEATEN A FRIEND IN THE COCK