un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

Comments

[awooligan]

ew I'm sixteen
don't talk about that stuff with me it's fucking creepy

[nor_iron_bars]

look, i don't wanna know about what you are or aren't doing.
(srsly, if you try to tell me i will block your ass.)
i just wanna know that you're doing it safely and consensually, and that you understand how that works.
it's important to be educated about that shit, keeps people from making real big mistakes.

granted, i could just hand you a pamphlet and some condoms, but this is funnier.

[awooligan]

I'm reporting this
where's that 9hilism tech head to get you banned from the internet

[ninehilist]

she's technically my boss so

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[awooligan]

what the actual fuck is wrong with this place

[nor_iron_bars]

lol i think i'm like his boss or smth.
the org chart is hella fucked after The Incident but i might actually straight-up be running IT now.
it's unclear.

[We're so sorry, the IT department is just Like This.]

[awooligan]

do I even want to know about The Incident

[nor_iron_bars]

absolutely the fuck not. :)