un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

Comments

un: 9hilism

[ninehilist]

what the hell is your roommate doing

[awooligan]

are you serious

[ninehilist]

obviously?

[awooligan]

he's trying to bite me, dude??

un: lalli

[nau]

i am not your pet to give away

UN: ThreeCoffins

[improbablenotimpossible]

Yes you can get rabies from a person, or any mammal really.

[ninehilist]

any idea why?

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Is he biting you AND our other friend??

[Apparently he shouldn't have let Coco move out. Dear god.]

[awooligan]

no but I only have to find an idiot that thinks you are

[awooligan]

thanks I hate it

[nau]

i did not even bite you

[awooligan]

come on, like I'd let that happen

[improbablenotimpossible]

However, there's been no record of human-to-human rabies transference, you're more likely to get Vampirism or Lycanthropy than rabies...

And I just realized the irony of me answering this.

[awooligan]

y e t

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

1. it's not, like, IMPOSSIBLE but you gotta be trying real hard. like the kind of "honestly you should probably be more worried about STDs than rabies at this point" hard.

2. on a related note, at least three strains of Blight, two strains of hepatitis, and i think one kind of herpes.

3. make sure he remembers the safeword. if this isn't the kind of situation where you need a safeword, it's out of my area of expertise. good luck tho.

4. try craigslist.

[nau]

if i bite you you will have deserved it

[awooligan]

I was trying to get him out from under the bed
and sure I shouldn't have grabbed him
I wouldn't like that either
but how is that the first option?

[hawkwardness]

Just checking, because you never know when humans start biting other humans.

Google tells me you can get bad infections from it.

[awooligan]

ew I'm sixteen
don't talk about that stuff with me it's fucking creepy

[ninehilist]

mouth was closer to your hand probably

[awooligan]

that isn't comforting
with coffins in the name I'm guessing you're a vampire then

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

you cannot catch rabies from a person unless the person has rabies already and you are unlikely to catch anything from a person who bites you unless they are afflicted with some supernatural disease or they break skin. In which case you will almost certainly need disinfectant.

Having trouble with your roommate I assume? I would try to find out his least favourite flavour. Most people dont enjoy bitter things.

[awooligan]

I will not

[improbablenotimpossible]

Yes, but the user name is unrelated - it's the name of a favorite book of mine.

[nor_iron_bars]

look, i don't wanna know about what you are or aren't doing.
(srsly, if you try to tell me i will block your ass.)
i just wanna know that you're doing it safely and consensually, and that you understand how that works.
it's important to be educated about that shit, keeps people from making real big mistakes.

granted, i could just hand you a pamphlet and some condoms, but this is funnier.