un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

okay so

some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is

"Spider-Man's VLOG 1080p" (Watch on YouTube)

[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]

im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it

btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)

ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome

Comments

[made_up_names]

[ Ouch, Rex, that's a little harsh. But he knew he'd at least get Rex's attention with the promise of an experiment. ]

look man i just wanna know whats going on
and if i have the magic potential of a turnip then fine okay
but - look i can send you a picture of what happened the last time i cast a spell successfully

[ And he does! Looks like a sunburn on his hands. ]

[made_up_names]

well in that case you can help me study

[leekspins]

And you'll be helping me too! Tomorrow after class? We can take a break to make pizza when our brains get too fried.

[heromedal]

[ He doesn't mean to be hurtful he's just bad at friends. ]

As I say, it's possible. I'm not a clan member and I'm a decent wizard.

[ That's not a lie, it's just a secret to everbody. ]

That does look unpleasant though. What sort of spell were you trying to cast? The simplest method to test it would be to have me try to cast the same thing on yourself and see what happens.

Shame we don't have a control group, but you're just too unique.

[made_up_names]

hey if you dont remember thats a good thing
im supposed to be secret
but i guess i have a bit of a name in nyc

[ Though it's been at least a year since he was active. ]

lemme send you some stuff

[ And he does! Mostly it's little clips of him doing flips, hanging out in New York, stopping trucks with his bare hands. ]

[made_up_names]

a healing spell
uh
i had to borrow orihimes power to do it
like if i just try to cast on my own nothing happens

[made_up_names]

sounds great

[leekspins]

Then I'll see you tomorrow! Take care!

Also I'm not the only one who thinks you're cool. :) Please let your pride expand to the heavens!

[heromedal]

Miscast healing spells can be damaging, so that's not too conclusive. I'm not familiar with Orihime's power, so I'm still missing too much data. There's an awful lot of factors involved.

My proposed methodology remains the same-
We'll try something similar, if not identical if Orihime will allow me to study her power, cast by me. Best case scenario that will heal the burn and confirm it was a simple miscast. Easy to overcome with training. Worst case scenario you do have an adverse reaction and it hurts a little more.

Well, actually the worst case scenario is the damage is multiplicative rather than additive and your hand rots off, but I consider that extremely unlikely.

[ The next text actually comes out seperately, a few seconds later. ]

Sorry. I was being weird again, wasn't I?

[made_up_names]

[ Yeah uh. There was a distinct pause there. ]

id rather my hand not rot off
that was pretty metal tho ngl

i think hime will probably help us? ill ask

[made_up_names]

hime pls

[leekspins]

hee hee did you blush

[heromedal]

I did say it was extremely unlikely.

I expect so. She is a pleasant young lady.

[ Don't think for a second he doesn't think of Peter as a 'nice boy' either. ]

[made_up_names]

ps would you be okay with helping rex experiment on me

[made_up_names]

well glad im prepared for the worst at least

anyway i guess if its just healing magic that seems plausible

[leekspins]

What? Why is he experimenting on you? I don't mind if you're okay with it.

[made_up_names]

shhhhhh

[leekspins]

oh no! I was just kidding! You really did?

[made_up_names]

to help figure out my magical allergies

[leekspins]

I see! What do you need me to do? When?

[made_up_names]

just repeat the thing where you gave me magic power for a second
in front of rex this time

[made_up_names]

maybe a little

[leekspins]

Sorry!!

[But it's kind of cute.]

[leekspins]

If you think it's okay, then sure. Just let me know when and where to go.

[heromedal]

[ That's not actually the worst he thought of anyway. ]

I already know a bit- mostly I accelerate natural healing functions. We can see what we get, just don't get mad at me if your hand becomes evil and chases me around.

[ It's a joke. He's joking. ]