[text] UN: mekakushisan

[suddenlybees]

[ posted some time mid-day on the 6th, because after nearly killing a person, almost dying himself isn't enough of divine retribution, he's also got to see the miserable child that he used to be walking around campus and he wants none of that. there can only be one. ]


Hello, hello~!!
It's Kano~
I'm here with an !!!URGENT!!! job offer for interested parties!
What I'm looking for is hunters and exorcists and the like~
No experience necessary!!!
Willingness is key!!!!!!
Please leave your resume and rates below~


[ He needs somebody who wouldn't mind killing a human child, essentially. For those who suspect something's up, or want an action thread instead of a text one, Kano makes it pretty obvious what he needs destroyed: anybody happening upon Lumière 303 can't miss the sound of muffled screaming and pounding of what sounds like a child who has been locked up in a closet, because this is obviously how you deal with seeing a kid version of yourself, you kidnap them and throw them in the closet and remove the doorknob to your bedroom so nobody can get inside. ]

Comments

[suddenlybees]

Huh~
Is that how it is?
The little boxes are safe and warm, though~
And we're all to die in the end, anyways...
So this is a second chance, in that way?
Us old kids will be good little soldiers while the kidlets get to live the life that could have been?
LOL
How unfair~

[panpiping]

Would you like to swap with him?

[suddenlybees]

I sure would!!
Getting to take a good, long, undisturbed nap for the first time in forever~
Aah, what a thing to look forward to~

[panpiping]

Have they taught you about changelings in their tiny boxes? We take away a baby and leave one of our own. If they treat the changeling nice, they can get their baby back. If, say, they locked the changeling up in an even smaller box when he was hurt and sad and needed help bye bye baby. I can help you.

[suddenlybees]

Is that what you call them?
Changelings?
Cute~
But it's really too bad, isn't it?
Even if you were to secretly swap me out, there's nobody in the world who would care to get me back.
That won't help~

[panpiping]

No he's a magic boy I'm speaking in metaphor. You're the parents! Be nice to him!!

[suddenlybees]

Whoa whoa whoa!!!!
I am nobody's parent!!!!!!!
Take that back or I won't be nice to him!!!!!!!

[panpiping]

I TAKE IT BACK BE NICE TO HIM DO I NOT KNOW WHAT A METAPHOR IS I THOUGHT FOR SURE

[suddenlybees]

A metaphor is like...
When you use the word like!
Anyways!!!!
This is me being nice to him!
I could do so much worse, you know??????

[panpiping]

... You know what! I don't think YOU understand metaphor OR being nice!

[suddenlybees]

I know better than you, probably!!
You thought this whole kid thing was being nice, didn't you????
What would you rather me do with the punk?

[panpiping]

You don't know that for sure!! Let him out! Let him eat pancakes! The kind with the fruit and lots of syrup!!!

[suddenlybees]

Gross.

[panpiping]

Your face is gross!!! HA! Take that! I bet you didn't know I knew about that tactic!

[suddenlybees]

LOL
Oh my god
You've been hanging out with these kids all this time, huh?
How great!
I can tell~

[panpiping]

I wish.

[suddenlybees]

Do you want to?
There's probably some extra room in my closet.

[panpiping]

I'm staying out of tiny boxes and Poe would be lonely but thank you for offering.

[suddenlybees]

He~h
Who's Poe?
If you get the kiddo to curl up, there's plenty of room for three.

[panpiping]

Poe is my friend! And a powerful fey like me! If you free the child, I'll let you talk to him!

[suddenlybees]

I'll free him for five minutes, then he's going back to baby jail~

[panpiping]

He's not a baby!! If he needs to go to jail make it much much bigger!!

[suddenlybees]

Take it up to the school admins to get me a larger closet, then~

[panpiping]

I don't know how to do that!!!! I can't even get you to help him when he didn't do anything! How am I supposed to make this ...school admins THING listen?!

[suddenlybees]

You're a super powerful fey with soul splitting time hopping magic, aren't you??????
You could threaten to bring their kidlets out and lock them up in a closet?