un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

Note/textbook highlighting/ease of reading
€10-15

Editing/proofreading
€15-20

Tutoring: french, eng, maths, science
cost depends on grade and if they're fucking annoying

Coffee delivery
cost of drink/food + €5

Tattoo design
depends what it is but they can just go to a real fucking artist if I don't cut the cost

Catsitting
€10/hr maybe just cat glamour shots

Fistfight
do this shit for free

Drinking buddy
pay for my drinks tbh

Healing??
no fuck charging for that

and tell them all to get me shit for bday

[when you accidentally post instead of saving a draft]

Comments

[deuteranope]

well you got a taste for blood
I don't know how fucking a vamp works

oh my fucking god
calling your vampy ass great x300 gramps over here w o w

UN: JOJO2

[standless]

[Jonathan, of course, has no idea what's going on. He's been pinged to...someone's classifieds? An employment list??

Wait what's this about vampires-]

Hello?

I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, but why would my honor be at stake?

It seems more as if your honor is at stake Jolyne. (Though I shall certainly defend that as well! It is plain to see that you are not a member of the undead!)

[ah, he's arrived] actually I think I can see now,

First of all sir, I can assure you that neither myself, nor Jolyne, have a craving for blood. Though my diet has been affected by this body, it is quite the reverse! I cannot stomach even a small bit of meat! (I do quite enjoy mangoes, however)

[strings_theory]

I don't eat blood, Maverick! Just tends to end up in your mouth when you're bleeding from your lip or face, dipshit.

And that's what I was fucking saying, oh my god.

[deuteranope]

it counts

I'm just saying I wanna see some evidence before I just fucking accept some fancy shmancy jackoff from god knows where OR WHEN ain't some bloodsucker despite close vampy contact DID WE MENTION HE'S A FUCKING BAT, THE MOST VAMPIRE ASS THING

[standless]

I could certainly go to meet you in person if you wish!

[JONATHAN NO]

[deuteranope]

florida woman you're not fucking related to this oblivious dumbass who's all pretentious fuck no life preservation

[strings_theory]

He's like five fucking generations back, dude. From goddamned Victorian England. Surprise, my family ain't originally from America.

Also you're not going fuck-all anywhere by yourself, Jonathan. I don't wanna hear SPW or dad's bitching if something happened.

[standless]

[Jonathan is currently busy grimacing about L a n g u a g e

Why do all of you guys swear, so much,]

Well, I would not refuse company if it made you feel more comfortable with the discussion of course.

(Are you certain your father would get involved however? I never even met the fellow...)

Regardless, if we can agree upon a location, I'm certain we can discuss this properly, without any trouble.

[jonathan,]

[deuteranope]

[it's how his mama raised him]

ah english...not fucking surprised
your food fucking sucks dude

anyway I wouldn't fucking kill him unless he attacked me first so calm your shit
I dunno what the fuck you thinking meeting him would prove though like wow holy shit a bat, that totally isn't a vampire thing suddenly

[strings_theory]

I was about to say don't be rude, but no, you're right, the food fucking sucks.

I don't fucking trust you not to.

Also, Jonathan, you'd be surprised at what the stupid bastard gets upset and involved in. I barely got to see him when I came here, but apparently he orchestrated the whole fucking thing. Sur-goddamned-prise, I guess.

I dunno, he might be able to show you how he's not.

[standless]

[Hey..................]

I was rather fond of most dishes that were served in my time...have they changed since then?

[Yes but for the better.]

Oh dear. I see.

I...do not know how firm a proof it will be, given that hamon is not so widespread in its knowledge as even I predicted, but I could perhaps show you a bit of my technique in that art? It was created specifically to combat the undead and their kind, so I am certain it would be able to show you that I am as I am!

[This might even be a good point for someone Else to note its connections to Radience...which. Vampires definitely cannot have.]

[deuteranope]

aaaand the fuck is that?

[strings_theory]

Your guess is as good as mine, tbh.

[standless]

[Ah, here he goes again.]

Hamon is the energy of life, and the sun! It is generated through breath, and passes through the oxygen within one's body, flowing through organic life as it would typically. Its greatest strength is in how it counters the powers of the undead, and it even allows for enhanced healing as a result!

I've been told it is somehow connected to...'candles'? I did do a little bit of reading, and I suspect that the connection may be in the proficiency for it. Not everyone can utilize hamon, but I believe it may be that the technique is possible for those with 'candle flame' from what I've found so far.

[deuteranope]

it's fucking magic meditation...
great now I got two fucking books I gotta read

[He says, like he doesn't like reading.]

you're still on thin ice buddy

[strings_theory]

ffs

I'm going out to the quad, either go out there or don't, Mav. I don't give a fuck.

[deuteranope]

hey you know I always enjoy meeting you in the quad ♥ ♥

[It'll take a bit, though, he wasn't expecting that trip right now.]

[standless]

I shall see both of you there then!

[no comment to all of mav's comments,]

[strings_theory]

Fuck you, bitch~

[That's all he's getting as she'll be found chilling in the quad, thank you.]

[deuteranope]

[This is why they're friends.

Maverick looks casual as he strolls on up, hands in his pockets, but one of those hands is tightly clamped around his trusty switchblade. He's reasonably sure this isn't a vampire ploy by now, but... You never know. He wouldn't put it past those things.]

Enjoying the bright shiny daylight, Florida Woman?

[strings_theory]

[Unfortunately this is why they're friends. As usual she's wearing as little as possible with the weather and just chilling in the grass, sun bright and on her, thanks.]

'Course I am. It's startin' to get cold and I fucking hate the goddamned cold. [Winter is gonna be rough for her, man.]

Glad you finally decided to fucking show up, too.

[standless]

[Jonathan, fortunately, misses most of their conversation. Please, he has such tender ears,

At any rate, the bat- small, fluffy, wearing the closest thing between a sweater and a jumpsuit- soon arrives to alight somewhere near for a perch.

Considering he isn't upside down he looks quite silly.] Ah- Hello there! I am Jonathan, as you may have determined..!

...ah... ....Shall I start, or... [Should he do a Hamon?? Let Jolyne talk?? Mysteries.]

[deuteranope]

[Sorry, Jonny, he ain't done yet so there's more foul language.]

Sucks to be you~ Fucking love the cold.

[something something warm bodies, idk]

Fuck off. I was on my way somewhere else. [Finally he drags his eyes over, wary even while they're unimpressed. What the fuck is this... No, really, the fuck is that.]

Whatever. Pretty sure the most convincing argument is your shit sense of fashion -- like, aren't vamps supposed to be hot gothic disasters, not whatever the fuck this is? But go on, do whatever it is you do, Battycakes.

[strings_theory]

You're the one that started being a prick, so not my fault you were goin' somewhere else, asshat.

[They're horrible, but she's shrugging and flopping onto the grass to watch this mess from a different angle.]

Once again, he's a dead spirit possessing a fruit bat, like I already goddamned fucking said, you dumb bitch.

[standless]

[His ears Literally twitch with each curse.] I found it rather kind of the people here, providing clothing at all...

...Does...'Goth' mean something else right now, for that matter? Well. At any rate...

[He starts Breathing. Technically he's always breathing but now the rhythm is more pronounced. It brings with it a shine, and an Energy- one that can undoubtedly be likened to Radience.]