UN: Integreatest

[emergensirations]

You know, at first I thought I had you all wrong. I thought these April pranks were cool and that you finally understood stuff. I thought we could have a good time and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind. But noooo. I mean, come on, you guys switch bodies and stuff it's "just a prank" and "all in good fun" but when I want to make a friend I'm "evil" and "a danger to everyone around me". You guys are lame. This isn't a fun trick at all. >::(

[They definitely stole Héctor's phone to send this.]

Comments

un: shadow

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps you should have tried leaving corpses.

[Are they being serious or not?









(They're being serious.)]

[emergensirations]

Ugh, I did try, but it didn't work because this place is full of crazy people. That's how I got stuck in this mess. ::C

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps your abilities are lacking.

[emergensirations]

That's rude! I'm only as strong as my current hosts right now but I never had a problem before!

[jailedmoon]

Unfortunate for you, little one. Though it seems as if you are not the best judge of your own capabilities to get bested by those here.

[emergensirations]

I'd like to see you fight them all.

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps such an event could be arranged.

[emergensirations]

I want to watch!

[jailedmoon]

I assumed that was a given.

[emergensirations]

It's always worth clarification. The daemonic thing to do would be to make me a part of the carnage.

[jailedmoon]

I am nothing as weak as a daemon.

[emergensirations]

You're the rudest person I have ever met.


But okay.

[jailedmoon]

Is that supposed to be insulting?

[emergensirations]

That's up to you! I don't know what you're into.

[jailedmoon]

I believe your intention matters more than my desires.

[emergensirations]

You can believe whatever you like.

[jailedmoon]

I believe you are afraid of those stronger than you.

[emergensirations]

Duh. That's sensible. I like living.

[jailedmoon]

Yet you kill others for your own sake. Do you not feel guilty for that?

[emergensirations]

Everyone's got to eat.

And I like to help my friends. Death happens.

[We're not talking about guilt.]

[jailedmoon]

It may be a fact of life, but there is a difference between letting someone die naturally and taking matters into your own hands.

The latter means more.

[emergensirations]

My hosts mean more. It's an easy choice.

[jailedmoon]

You are a parasite?

[emergensirations]

I'm a daemon! And I prefer the term "symbiotic" over "parasitic"! I'm not just taking, I'm giving!

[jailedmoon]

Giving power, I presume, as daemons do to those that come under their influence.

I have not heard of any that need or want hosts, however.