un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!



like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

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[yokeye]

KUROKO AWAITS YOUR DECISION PATIENTLY!
（（（・×・；）））

[tsuns]

the consensus is that kuroko can be the date if ricktoria accepts her as a suitable partner

maybe like uhhh an opposites attract kinda situation

so a playdate has to be arranged ASAP

[yokeye]

PLAYDATES ARE TOO MUCH WORK!
OFFER RESCINDED!
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR DATE SEARCH, RICKTORIA!

[deuteranope]

holy shit

mousie your crappy cat would have been so LUCKY to date my daughter

no okay your cats good you’re the crappy one I take it back

[yokeye]

THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO DO FOR PLAYDATES!
KUROKO HAS TO LOOK HER BEST!
I HAVE TO MAKE MORE CANDLES!
THE MOOD MUSIC HAS TO BE RIGHT!

[deuteranope]

oh my fucking god it’s not a REAL ROMANTIC DATE idiot it’s just them hanging out idk what you would call it

[yokeye]

YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A FRIEND CAT DATE
IF THEY'RE GOING TO A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DANCE AFTER!
THERE NEEDS TO BE A TEST RUN, LIKE BEFORE A WEDDING!
I'M DISAPPOINTED YOU DON'T HAVE MORE HOPES FOR RICKTORIA!
YOU WOULD SETTLE FOR ANY OLD CAT OFF THE STREET FOR HER WOULDN'T YOU?

[deuteranope]

I would say never speak to me or my daughter again but cat daddy fucking approved you so what the fuck ever

[yokeye]

I WILL TREAT HER LIKE SHE'S MY OWN!
NOT TO WORRY!

[deuteranope]

you better not that’s my cat

[yokeye]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PLAYDATE!
PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER'S VIRTUE!

[tsuns]

oh okay maybe i retract some of my previous disappointment

this guy appreciates a good candle, that's important
atmosphere and all that

[deuteranope]

fuck off

[tsuns]

you wouldn't understand u candle hater

[deuteranope]

bitch according to the school I AM a candle so eat shit

[tsuns]

thats so corny i hate it

[deuteranope]

all according to keikaku

(keikaku means plan)

[tsuns]

WTF

all you do is put your cat in a room and i put my cat in a room
man i don't like effort either but that's like


peak laziness
i'm disappointed but also kinda impressed ngl

[yokeye]

THAT'S IT?
YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT!
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A LITTLE CAT DATE WITH DINNER AND MAYBE FLOWERS!

[tsuns]

i mean u can put more effort into it and i'm not closed off to the idea of like a cat date photoshoot

but no you can just......bring ur cat...............that's totally fine

[yokeye]

I WILL MAKE AN EFFORT IF THERE'S CUTE CAT PHOTOS INVOLVED!

[tsuns]

okay okay okay how about this deal

we do a basic playdate for the dance coming up
then if things go cool i'll take good couple photos of them for the event

so they can get dressed up for the dance and shit which is effort you gotta make anyway

nothing extra

[yokeye]

THIS IS A GOOD PLAN!
MINIMAL EFFORT, CUTE CAT PHOTOS!

[tsuns]

yes, this shall be the plan now!!!!

i like the way u think man

[yokeye]

WHEN DO YOU WANT THEM TO MEET?