un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

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[hawkwardness]

Just checking, because you never know when humans start biting other humans.

Google tells me you can get bad infections from it.

[awooligan]

if he's even human

ugh mouths are disgusting so I'm not surprised

[hawkwardness]

I'd go to the infirmary and then ask for a new roommate, but then I'm just a bird who knows better than to BITE PEOPLE.

[awooligan]

I'm fast enough he didn't actually bite me
I don't think I'd complain about it on the internet first if he did

I can't believe the literal bird is better behaved than this guy

[hawkwardness]

That's good.

Why did he try to bite? Who is he?

[awooligan]

his name is Lalli I guess
he tried to bite me because that's apparently how he solves problems

[hawkwardness]

Geez. What was the problem? Are you sure he's not some kind of reverse werewolf?

[awooligan]

[erm]

why would that make him a reverse werewolf
like what would that even be

anyway he was being weird under a bed

[hawkwardness]

A dog or a wolf accidentally turned into a human?

Or maybe a cat if he was under the bed.

[awooligan]

never been a huge fan of dogs but if this is reverse werecat behavior then I'll move them up the fucking list

[hawkwardness]

It's going to turn out to be true now that I made a joke about it, isn't it

[awooligan]

let me embrace the daybreak attitude and say of fucking course it is, tob!

[hawkwardness]

Then I'm sorry I even said anything.

[And doomed Cliff to having a mancat hiding under his bed for real.]

[awooligan]

whatever
with my luck any roommate I got was going to be a freak anyway

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[hawkwardness]

We should switch.

Not saying I'm not a freak--I sort of am, but I think my roommate and yours are friends. At least I know you and Coco.

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[awooligan]

rip

the only good thing about my guy is he doesn't take up space
he has like no stuff and sleeping under the bed means Coco and I both get our own beds
like you got your branch and all but we'd smack our heads on it every day waking up

the window would be way more fun to sneak in and out of than mine though

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[hawkwardness]

I need to think about moving the thing, I don't know why it's right over the bed like that.

Is he sleeping under YOUR bed?

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[awooligan]

after a fierce debate yeah

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[hawkwardness]

[Is he a werecat or a boogeyman in training??]

I'd go sleep on the couch somewhere if I were you. If changing rooms officially weren't an option.

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[awooligan]

better under my bed than someone else's

[Coco's, specifically.]

if I tried sleeping in the common area I think Coco might yell at me
it was hard enough getting her to agree to take the Lalli-free bed

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[hawkwardness]

[Yeah, he really should have taken down his stupid branch and they could have avoided this whole mess.]

I guess if it gets too much I'll invite him to sleep under this other guy's bed instead. Neither of them will care, apparently. They think it's normal.

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[awooligan]

[The branch is necessary, also how can a bird do such a thing?]

what the fuck, right? how does that ever become normal?

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[hawkwardness]

[Magic!!]

I have no idea, but I bet you can guess who I'm rooming with now.

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[awooligan]

these two are seriously unbelievable
acting like I'm the asshole when I came back to this weirdo was under a bed and he was going to bite me?

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[hawkwardness]

Don't listen to everyone else, that's definitely weird even for Daybreak.