un: redridinghoodie

[awooligan]

can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking

Comments

un: lalli

[nau]

i am not your pet to give away

[awooligan]

no but I only have to find an idiot that thinks you are

[nau]

i did not even bite you

[awooligan]

y e t

[nau]

if i bite you you will have deserved it

[awooligan]

I will not

[nau]

yes you will

[awooligan]

are you six?

[nau]

20

[awooligan]

you're making it worse

[nau]

what about that is worsw

[awooligan]

what sane adult goes around biting people?

un: som.en.löpeld; text

[incinerating]

I've never seen him bite someone who does not deserve it.

[nau]

see! i told you

private;

[incinerating]

[Imagine this is poorly translated from Swedish to Finnish.]

So why DID you bite him?

Re: private;

[nau]

i did not bite him! he exaggerates

he tried to drag me out from under the bed

private;

[incinerating]

Well, that's rude. Why would he do that? Does no one teach people manners anymore?

private;

[nau]

i don’t know
i don’t want to live with him
he is rude and smells of dog

private;

[incinerating]

Gross.

You could come sleep under my bed.

[awooligan]

both of you fuck off

[incinerating]

No?

[awooligan]

you have a sample size of one, you just admitted it

[incinerating]

And I punched that guy in the face. Also, I can only tell you from your attitude that you deserve it.

[awooligan]

that's bullshit! my "attitude" is from the fact that he tried to fucking bite me

[incinerating]

Why then did he try to bite you?