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irisnetwork2019-02-10 03:45 pm
made_up_names) wrote in irisnetwork2019-02-10 03:45 pm
un: ohnomorespiders
okay so
some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is
[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]
im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it
btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)
ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome
some kind anon made me look really cool on the network the other day
so i have to set the record straight
that flippy thing is surrounded by a whole bunch of me being the least cool dude on the planet so here it is
[ The video is pretty much exactly as-is, except it cuts off right before Tony Stark shows up at the end (and skips the end part in the car entirely). Also the other superheroes have clear AU versions of their powers. Rune-powered suits, Candle enhancements, etc. ]
im not technically allowed to share this probably
but also: what are they even gonna do about it
btw if you havent met me yet, my names peter parker
and i live at aube (mostly)
ETA: oh yeah im uploading this now because i broke my phone the other day and almost lost it
so now it will live forever on the network instead
youre welcome
UN: Epicyon
Do you still have that suit?
Re: UN: Epicyon
the really nice version? no i lost it
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[ Any reply from Peter will be ignored for about twenty minutes- he doesn't really get this might seem like it's all he was interested in.
But after the twenty minutes, there's a quick design sketch for a new one. Being Rex, it has funky little claws and wrist-mounted gadget dealios with spikes, tabi shoes like a ninja and... yeah, Rex gave it a kick-ass ragged looking web cape. Black, mostly. Some red, including spooky red eyes. ]
What do you think?
[ He kinda hopes that didn't come quick enough Peter realises he's already been thinking about this sort of stuff, but his early designs were much less... scary. He just gets carried away sometimes. ]
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holy shit
thats awesome
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I'll need your measurements, of course, but I can begin work immediately. Are there any particular features you feel are indispensable? Or always wanted?
[ Rex really loves making stuff, okay. ]
I'm basing most of it on the biosuit MIT are making but I'm relatively certain I can improve on it.
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you actually want to make this thing?
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[ He's not even being sarcastic, he just genuinely thought that was implied. ]
Well, this thing with some improvements, it's just a first draft currently.
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i mean i guess now that i read it again but
that's a hell of at thing to do for someone
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Besides, I'm sure you'll assist me in the future.
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ill always help you out
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I'm not especially good in battle, but I can protect people my own way.
[ Of course, he's pretty good in battle. He just doesn't like people knowing how good or how much he enjoys it. ]
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[ A thought occurs to him. ]
do you know medical stuff too?
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[ Just gonna quote Oingo Boingo here. ]
Not as much as I'd like, but I've been stitching myself up for a while. What do you need?
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so im really really bad at casting magic
like incredibly bad
i think im allergic to magic
[ That's not actually a thing. ]
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I'm almost certain that's not a thing.
[ But not completely certain. ]
It's possible you may have an adverse reaction to certain types due to your unique physiology, I'll concede. On a cursory Occam's razor approach I'd say it's more likely it's simply not a talent you possess. There's a reason mage clans marry selectively- it's not a common gift and most are trained from a very young age.
But if you like I can come up with a methodology to test the hypothesis.
[ He's getting the mad science smile over here- that'd mean samples. ]
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look man i just wanna know whats going on
and if i have the magic potential of a turnip then fine okay
but - look i can send you a picture of what happened the last time i cast a spell successfully
[ And he does! Looks like a sunburn on his hands. ]
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As I say, it's possible. I'm not a clan member and I'm a decent wizard.
[ That's not a lie, it's just a secret to everbody. ]
That does look unpleasant though. What sort of spell were you trying to cast? The simplest method to test it would be to have me try to cast the same thing on yourself and see what happens.
Shame we don't have a control group, but you're just too unique.
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uh
i had to borrow orihimes power to do it
like if i just try to cast on my own nothing happens
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My proposed methodology remains the same-
We'll try something similar, if not identical if Orihime will allow me to study her power, cast by me. Best case scenario that will heal the burn and confirm it was a simple miscast. Easy to overcome with training. Worst case scenario you do have an adverse reaction and it hurts a little more.
Well, actually the worst case scenario is the damage is multiplicative rather than additive and your hand rots off, but I consider that extremely unlikely.
[ The next text actually comes out seperately, a few seconds later. ]
Sorry. I was being weird again, wasn't I?
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id rather my hand not rot off
that was pretty metal tho ngl
i think hime will probably help us? ill ask
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I expect so. She is a pleasant young lady.
[ Don't think for a second he doesn't think of Peter as a 'nice boy' either. ]
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anyway i guess if its just healing magic that seems plausible
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I already know a bit- mostly I accelerate natural healing functions. We can see what we get, just don't get mad at me if your hand becomes evil and chases me around.
[ It's a joke. He's joking. ]
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orihime says yes btw
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[ Just hope he's still joking. ]
Excellent. I thought she would.
You really are an endless supply of questions to be answered.
[ aka his favourite thing! ]
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