[text] UN: mekakushisan

[suddenlybees]

[ posted some time mid-day on the 6th, because after nearly killing a person, almost dying himself isn't enough of divine retribution, he's also got to see the miserable child that he used to be walking around campus and he wants none of that. there can only be one. ]


Hello, hello~!!
It's Kano~
I'm here with an !!!URGENT!!! job offer for interested parties!
What I'm looking for is hunters and exorcists and the like~
No experience necessary!!!
Willingness is key!!!!!!
Please leave your resume and rates below~


[ He needs somebody who wouldn't mind killing a human child, essentially. For those who suspect something's up, or want an action thread instead of a text one, Kano makes it pretty obvious what he needs destroyed: anybody happening upon Lumière 303 can't miss the sound of muffled screaming and pounding of what sounds like a child who has been locked up in a closet, because this is obviously how you deal with seeing a kid version of yourself, you kidnap them and throw them in the closet and remove the doorknob to your bedroom so nobody can get inside. ]

Comments

[panpiping]

if I send you a resume will you let him go

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmmm...
Nope!!!!!
No can do~

[panpiping]

Good I don't want to learn what a resume is it sounds terrible. Let him go. He's been through enough.

[suddenlybees]

LOL They really are terrible things!
I hope you'll never need one~
But you're talking about that kid, right?
This really is the best thing for him, so why don't we leave things be?

[panpiping]

He's trapped. How is this best?

[suddenlybees]

LOL He's not as trapped as he thinks~
But it's the familiarity of it all, isn't it?
Because of that, he'll calm down soon enough, don't worry, don't worry~

[panpiping]

I wanted to free you. I wanted to free all of you and you do this. Why?

[suddenlybees]

"Weren't things better back then?"
Or something like that~?
Instead, you've brought somebody miserable into the world.
What a pitiful child~
How does that feel?

[panpiping]

I didn't tell the magic to bring him in hurt. I didn't want him to be hurt. It's not supposed to be like that.

[suddenlybees]

What bad luck~!!
I wonder if there was a good time to bring him in at all?
But, hey.
So, just how *was* it supposed to be?
Hm?

[panpiping]

They're putting you in little boxes. For hours and hours and hours and hours you just sit there in the boxes until they let you out and make you fight. They're killing every part of you and they don't care.

[suddenlybees]

Huh~
Is that how it is?
The little boxes are safe and warm, though~
And we're all to die in the end, anyways...
So this is a second chance, in that way?
Us old kids will be good little soldiers while the kidlets get to live the life that could have been?
LOL
How unfair~

[panpiping]

Would you like to swap with him?

[suddenlybees]

I sure would!!
Getting to take a good, long, undisturbed nap for the first time in forever~
Aah, what a thing to look forward to~

[panpiping]

Have they taught you about changelings in their tiny boxes? We take away a baby and leave one of our own. If they treat the changeling nice, they can get their baby back. If, say, they locked the changeling up in an even smaller box when he was hurt and sad and needed help bye bye baby. I can help you.

[suddenlybees]

Is that what you call them?
Changelings?
Cute~
But it's really too bad, isn't it?
Even if you were to secretly swap me out, there's nobody in the world who would care to get me back.
That won't help~

[panpiping]

No he's a magic boy I'm speaking in metaphor. You're the parents! Be nice to him!!

[suddenlybees]

Whoa whoa whoa!!!!
I am nobody's parent!!!!!!!
Take that back or I won't be nice to him!!!!!!!

[panpiping]

I TAKE IT BACK BE NICE TO HIM DO I NOT KNOW WHAT A METAPHOR IS I THOUGHT FOR SURE

[suddenlybees]

A metaphor is like...
When you use the word like!
Anyways!!!!
This is me being nice to him!
I could do so much worse, you know??????

[panpiping]

... You know what! I don't think YOU understand metaphor OR being nice!

[suddenlybees]

I know better than you, probably!!
You thought this whole kid thing was being nice, didn't you????
What would you rather me do with the punk?

[panpiping]

You don't know that for sure!! Let him out! Let him eat pancakes! The kind with the fruit and lots of syrup!!!

[suddenlybees]

Gross.

[panpiping]

Your face is gross!!! HA! Take that! I bet you didn't know I knew about that tactic!