UN: Ollin [Text]

[unpocoloco]

Hola, everyone. I'm that one evening TA from Aube, for those who don't know.

I'm sure by now we've all noticed the little issue of extra little ones running around. Now obviously there's no good way to explain all of this, so I thought maybe we could all gather our stories here so we don't get our wires crossed. You know, share names and other details and stuff.

I also thought it might help if some of us could maybe use babysitters in given times. That way there's less of... pretty much all of us running around.

Also, remember that lots of these kids can probably figure out the internet so mind what you say.

I'll go first:

I'm "Señor R.", I'm looking after "Héctor (just Héctor) who also goes by Teto". He is "an entirely normal kid with no special abilities or anything so nothing to worry about there but he's a bit of trouble sometimes and may need wrangling" and I'm "not at all available during the day and could really use someone who is".

You all do the same but replace whatever's in quotations with the appropriate names and details. Then we can sort of reference back here as we go.

[OOC: Dated somewhere before Teto and Avery wind up in the infirmary probably but wibbly wobbly time.]

Comments

[yokeye]

that's a highly disturbing website, maverick!
i don't want to think about those things!
why would you let children use it?

[deuteranope]

you don't let children use it YOU use it you fucking stupid bastard to make sure a movie doesn't have triggering shit in it

[yokeye]

oh, okay!
but they all get disturbed by different things,
so how would you know what will upset them?

[playitagain]

They look really cool, don't they? I don't really like the whole organized crime part but the tattoos are so impressive!

[deuteranope]

you roll the dice or you ask

but it's pretty fucking safe to say KIDS DON'T LIKE WHEN RABBITS GET TORN APART

[yokeye]

i'll get some dice for the next time!

[deuteranope]

be real with me: would you get a tattoo of a banana

un: j.griffin

[onebetter]

I'm James Griffin, looking after a child named the same. Just call him James and me Griffin, for ease of it all. He's normal, he hasn't woken up to his Flame yet. Perfectly well-behaved, can listen to authority, shouldn't cause you much trouble. Feel free to task him with herding other kids, he'll probably love doing that.

[subconmodo]

Feeling left out? So sorry.

I'm sure I can come up with a compliment or two to help you feel better.

[foolishjustice]

We could have various people open up their rooms as something like miniature soup kitchens. That way, they don't necessarily have to devote their time to nothing but watching the food.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

griffin is a way cooler name anyway use that all the time

[onebetter]

Absolutely no objections to being called it.

Way easier and less confusing here than in the same town as my old man.

[subconmodo]

Ooh, jumping right at me with that dagger, aren't you? Didn't think you had it in you.

[subconmodo]

Of course he does.

He'll have to borrow one from someone else. I don't know how long this kid's going to stick around and I'm not made of money.

[subconmodo]

Wow. I just learned a lot of things just now and I'm still not quite sure how to go about processing them.

un: hieke

[inflictwounds]

I'm Hieke, most of you know me as the nurse. I'm not really looking after my past self as much as trying to find him. He looks almost exactly like me, but he's worse at maintaining a human form. Noticeable tells will be a tail, maybe some horns or wings. Whatever you do, try not to engage with him. It's just...a bad idea.

And I feel like I should probably say right now if there's any issue or injury your kids sustain, please bring them by the infirmary. It's kind of my job to keep everyone doing okay.

[nor_iron_bars]

see, I'M just impressed you've had basically the same haircut for like 500 years. kid you has identical floof and it's weirding me out.

[Translation: I'm deeply emotionally uncomfortable with the fact that you (and everyone else who can read this) now knows vague but worrying details about my childhood, and this situation in general is something I don't know how to process either. Therefore, I will immediately deflect with humor. Also, I just legitimately enjoy making fun of your hair.]

what's up guys, it's ya npc | un: M3G4M4G1CH4XX

[panpiping]

Nice to meet you all!

[subconmodo]

Look, my hair just has that natural curl at the ends. I actually tried growing it out once, but for various reasons that didn't last.

[nor_iron_bars]

look, i haven't had a haircut since 2009, i ain't judging.

[Teasing, yes. But not judging. ...At least that explains how she got from Jasmine's neat and proper short bob cut to her current self's long wild mane.]

hey, scale of 1-10, how bad an idea you think it'd be to just, like. trade kids with someone.

cause i feel like this whole shitshow would be at least 20% less awkward if it was just dealing with somebody's else's dumb childhood.

un: M3G4M4G1CH4XX | npc goofing off

[panpiping]

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[eudaimonikos]

[neat]

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[panpiping]

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[yokeye]

i knew you didn't have a tail!
i ran into him earlier!
i may or MAY NOT have a made a contract!
if i did, you can like nullify it right?
since you're the same person!

[subconmodo]

Mr. Rikugou, you literally just passed my class. a few weeks ago.