un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!



like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

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[tsuns]

okay okay okay okay cool

1. what is your opinion on fish based foods v chicken based foods

2. do you prefer scratching posts, laser pointers or straws you steal out of drinks as your toy of choice

3. what three problems in the world would you address first if you had the power and position to do so ???

[yokeye]

[Kuroko produces a series of meows in various intonations and vowel lengths.]

1. FISH
2. LASER POINTERS
3. NO DOGS, NO BATHS, EASILY AVAILABLE CATNIP

[tsuns]

hold on I must confer with the judges

[deuteranope]

1. buzz wrong answer
2. buzz wrong answer
3. acceptable answer from a ricktoria mindset but taking away dogs is fucked up

but sometimes the heart wants what it wants and if ricktoria's willing to give it a shot, I won't stand in her way


if mousie chaperones he'll need a whole nother chaperone for himself though

[tsuns]

I'll agree with all of this except what do u have against laser pointers

???????

[deuteranope]

I mean don't see em so fucking good but mostly I just fucking think the stolen straws are superior

[tsuns]

oh shit for real?????

anyway u havent lived since you've seen a cat scale a wall to get that fuckin dot on the wall

[deuteranope]

joys of colorblindness

maybe I’ll drop by and watch you n Ricktoria play sometime then

[tsuns]

idk a whole lot about it tbh

cool u will finally see the elegant acrobatics of ricktoria trying to reach the ceiling

[deuteranope]

#blessed

[yokeye]

KUROKO AWAITS YOUR DECISION PATIENTLY!
（（（・×・；）））

[tsuns]

the consensus is that kuroko can be the date if ricktoria accepts her as a suitable partner

maybe like uhhh an opposites attract kinda situation

so a playdate has to be arranged ASAP

[yokeye]

PLAYDATES ARE TOO MUCH WORK!
OFFER RESCINDED!
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR DATE SEARCH, RICKTORIA!

[deuteranope]

holy shit

mousie your crappy cat would have been so LUCKY to date my daughter

no okay your cats good you’re the crappy one I take it back

[yokeye]

THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO DO FOR PLAYDATES!
KUROKO HAS TO LOOK HER BEST!
I HAVE TO MAKE MORE CANDLES!
THE MOOD MUSIC HAS TO BE RIGHT!

[deuteranope]

oh my fucking god it’s not a REAL ROMANTIC DATE idiot it’s just them hanging out idk what you would call it

[yokeye]

YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A FRIEND CAT DATE
IF THEY'RE GOING TO A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DANCE AFTER!
THERE NEEDS TO BE A TEST RUN, LIKE BEFORE A WEDDING!
I'M DISAPPOINTED YOU DON'T HAVE MORE HOPES FOR RICKTORIA!
YOU WOULD SETTLE FOR ANY OLD CAT OFF THE STREET FOR HER WOULDN'T YOU?

[deuteranope]

I would say never speak to me or my daughter again but cat daddy fucking approved you so what the fuck ever

[tsuns]

oh okay maybe i retract some of my previous disappointment

this guy appreciates a good candle, that's important
atmosphere and all that

[deuteranope]

fuck off

[tsuns]

you wouldn't understand u candle hater

[tsuns]

WTF

all you do is put your cat in a room and i put my cat in a room
man i don't like effort either but that's like


peak laziness
i'm disappointed but also kinda impressed ngl

[yokeye]

THAT'S IT?
YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT!
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A LITTLE CAT DATE WITH DINNER AND MAYBE FLOWERS!

[tsuns]

i mean u can put more effort into it and i'm not closed off to the idea of like a cat date photoshoot

but no you can just......bring ur cat...............that's totally fine

[yokeye]

I WILL MAKE AN EFFORT IF THERE'S CUTE CAT PHOTOS INVOLVED!